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Postcard I got (Patreon)

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2024-05-03 17:00:13
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2026-09
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It seems an activity is afoot in my county!

This was technically March's mailer, it just took weeks for all these sticker postcards to print! If you were not signed up to the Patreon in March, you probably didn't get one of these. If you were here in March and didn't get one, DM me as I still have a few extras I can re-send! April's is going out now! And May's going out by end of May! I'm catching up!!

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Michael Jordan

Bro she's in my county too! This needs to stop.

Charlie Radford

I have intel from this woman, and her listening device said postage was delayed because you were weighing our grandmothers - is she to be trusted?

Nicholas LaPenn

This one scared the shit out of me when I was flipping through the mail and only saw the return address. 10/10.

christina

I cracked up when I saw this amongst the junk mail.

Ada Bean

I want the old woman to adopt me as my grandma

DogRespecter

I’m so sad my mailman demolished mine 😭 Had to come here to actually read it and see what it originally looked like

DogRespecter

Oh wow! Thanks so much but Make sure everyone got theirs first!

Aaron Palmer

I’m on an extended work trip, and my wife doesn’t know about your mailers. My 7 year old daughter found this in the mail stack and is freaking out. Her grandmother is instructing my wife to tear it up immediately. I just enjoyed a fun FaceTime calming everyone.

Sam

This was so funny! Caught a housemate off guard. "Uh, you got a strange postcard." Took a look and broke up! He said, "It looks like Ann." hahahah! That's one of our neighbors!

Ethan Whiteman

i get these sent to my dad but i didn't tell my family about it because i just wanted to mess with them a bit. i just got home from college the other day and heard my family talking about this card in the kitchen while i was sitting in the living room with my girlfriend, and it took everything in us to not start cackling as soon as we figured out what they were talking about. they were so confused it was hilarious. love your work alan thanks and keep it up

Bably

Hey, I waited a few days to make sure, but I think mine must've gotten lost on the way. Would it be possible send another one?

Ada Bean

Hey Alan, 2 months ago I purchased 3 months worth of mailers to be sent to a friend. Today I purchased another 3 months for the same friend. I realized I should have checked, but I hope this means my friend will now get another 4 months of mail and no duplicates?