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[MONTHLY MAILER] Blue Dirt (Patreon)

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2024-09-27 16:00:16
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2026-09
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What if my pet eats it!?

This month's mailer is BLUE DIRT. USPS really didn't like this one, so please give it a few more days to arrive! If you don't receive by mid next week send me a DM and I'll send out a fresh blue dirt.

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Tyler Moore

My mailman came into the motorcycle shop I run and asked me what In the f$ck he’s been delivering to my house

BFWC

My WalMart was all out of the Blue Dirt Cooling Spray

Greg Swan

"Greg, did you order blue dirt for our router?" - my wife bringing in the mail

Tynan O'Brien

My wife had to give the mailman $0.74 to have it delivered. They said they were talking at the office trying to figure out what it was, she just replied that her husband pays some guy money to send dumb shit in the mail. Her interaction alone was worth way more than 74 cents.

Katherine DePasquale

The blue dirt cooling spray didn't work - is it because this company is run by two women? Please advise.

Emily Matthias

Did it make your Internet faster? Mine got slower. I think I need to buy cooling spray

Chris Matthias

Yeah mine is fast, cuz. I don't need it. I can send you extra!

Cody Hefty

Takes me back to the two friend's salts. Has anyone tasted the dirt?

Jek

Is it safe for human or animal consumption? It doesn’t say on the package…

Steve Marks

No idea wtf actually was but my kids definitely noticed the faster wifi speeds and they told me I’m their favorite parent now. Suck it mom.

Beth Auslander

Can’t wait for the Cooling Spray to arrive. I’ll have sooooo much WIFI 💥🥵✨

Kim

I'm dying. I've had this sitting on my counter for a week wondering what the fuck kind of junk mailing list I've gotten on now - only to find out it was me, I signed myself up for this one 😂

Madame Pamita

I got my blue dirt and my internet reception is SO much stronger. Who knew?

Jason Vieira

i had my usps guy tell me i owed 46 cents and i wasn’t even mad lollll watching his face was worth way more than

Sam

Still have yet to revive my blue dirt

Alan Wagner

Ah yes, just got yours back. California, Utah, Nevada and Texas especially hated the Blue Dirts for some reason :) Resending now

Jordan Hargrove

Texan here. Local conservatives HATE blue dirt. Be sure to vote for the future of blue dirt this election.

Sam

Thanks Alan!

Barrett

My blue dirt arrived today in Texas finally with an envelope for me to give $0.46 to USPS. Hmmm.. wonder if my mail stops coming if I ignore it

N. Jung

Should the blue dirt already have been arrived in Europe / Switzerland? Didn‘t get it yet 🥲

Sam

Hilarious

Patty Moran

I haven't received my blue dirt yet :(

N. Jung

Thanks! 🫶

Kramer McLuckie

I never got my blue dirt but it looked very helpful for router. I did get a fantastic postcard about a man’s plans at a nearby lake. No need to send a second dirt, I will look forward to future updates.