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[MONTHLY MAILER] Boat Driver Wanted (Patreon)

Published:
2024-10-23 16:00:15
Imported:
2026-09
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I'd do it if I knew how to pilot a boat.

This month's mailer was BOAT DRIVER WANTED! Tried to find the nearest large body of water to everyone.

DM me if you didn't receive and I'll send another!

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Nick

I was rooting for Doland so much that I went down to the DWV to explain to them that as soon as I got the $50 fee I would spend that on getting my boat pilot licence so it would all be above board, but the wizened gentleman at the desk explained the illegal chronology I was pursuing, and also that a boat pilot's licence costs a lot more than $50 young man. It was around about that time that I realized the DWV didn't exist. I just hope Mitter Doland gets his experience.

Robert Brunello

I showed this to all my co-workers and told them to drive his boat! This mailer rocks!

AMANDA MAN HAM-MANAGER

Being in the tube sure would be exhilarating! This man is an inspiration to me

Dave B

Great one! I have thought about something similar except I would be in the wing of a plane.

Dino

I love how these have the local references

69fart420

I'd like to be put in a big tractor wheel and go round and round while a farmer plows his field but MY FAMILY WONT LET ME!

Mark McLaughlin

Shared with a friend who genuinely goes sailing from the local dock that was on the mailer. Poor man is actually asking around members of his boat club if they've heard of Mr. Doland. Fantastic work, made my week. 🚤

Cody Hefty

This one's a banger. Three local references between the return address, boat dock, and body of water. My town is on a lake too so this is very believable. I'm going to place it in the neighborhood like one of the signs, and it's going to work wagnerfully.

Sam

Still didn’t receive! I got the blue dirt finally, though!