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Let us all give thanks and praise to ibuprofenlover49, mtnkodiak, Sammmich420, and LangenBrunner15 as they have each been chosen by the lord Himself to receive not 49, but FIFTY WILLIAMCOINS each!

What do you think--are their hearts pure enough to deserve such a prize? Sound off in the comments below!

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Ernest Millares

The should use one to ask William to give them 50 more

JJ Roberts

Think it should be me instead tbh

Ryan Billingsley

Too bad they’ll get arrested if they use them.

Gina Ben

What. About. MEEEEEEEEE?

Nick

It's fifty poisoned chalices if you ask me.

Greg Swan

Hey you guys, you should try to use them. See what happens

JT O'Neill

The mail people stole my williamcoin!! 😡😡 and it showed up 2 weeks late - a full week after the postcard followup about the almost burning dog tragedy

BustyCheems

Can’t argue with william

69fart420

Yes. Their hearts are pure. Hopefully so are their intentions. 50 williamcoins is a lot of favors!!!

Mike Robertson

That's 50 chances to off a spouse again.

CJ Johnson

Oh em gee, am I truly worthy? AM I?

Mike

Many people say it should be me

Dan Fitz

I will trade any of the winners 20 William Coins for 20 "Happy New Year, I'm Alive Due to You!" greeting cards from Rodney.

King Krang

Wow, William is going to have his work cut out for him!

Chuck

Is William no longer incarnated? That immolation attempt really goes to show his commitment to keeping his promises and I hope to cash in my William Coin soon.

FREAKBAiT

I'm using it for canine arson!

Matthew Powell

Ha! Enjoy your 50 monkey paws, suckers! You never considered *why* he's giving all his Williamcoins away? I used mine to "help me move my refrigerator" and he came over, tipped it onto the ground - still full of food, mind you - and ran away laughing saying "you can't say it didn't move!" Good riddance!

Nincow

My wife may be about to lose her job, and she's the breadwinner. I could really use some extra Williamcoins right about now, as the one we have is not likely to last through the winter.

Ada Bean

my thots and prayers are with your wife and you

Emily Matthias

I assume you mean incarcerated, though William is something of a deity in human form

Chuck

You are correct, I meant incarceration. I am planning to use my William Coin to take down the auto spell check consortium that has brought so much shame.

Ro

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