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Something I saw at the convenience store (Patreon)

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2025-04-22 17:00:14
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2026-09
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Why would it have this functionality!?

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modeoheim

Poor Michael!! You were harassing him. Too many pants emojis

Cooperthedog88

I didn’t think the emojis were all that bad. Overreaction

King Krang

Michael deserved it, he has been avoiding child support for years

69fart420

Michael is a great man. You do not need to send the pants emoji

Mike

Is there a piece of poo between the pants emoji's cheeks?

Alan Wagner

No don't be gross. That is simply the emoji's anus

Alan Wagner

In retrospect, I did not need to send so many pants emoji to Michael. I thought he would enjoy it

Steven Halberstadt

In retrospect this may not have been an insult to Michael. We have no evidence he wears pants.

Ryan Billingsley

If they don’t want customers to send the pants emoji they should have limited the emoji options that’s all I’m saying

Shaun Mollica

Okay but the soul of dirt was a bit too far.

Offlein

I AM CONCERNED because this is a 7/11 but is apparently hidden inside a BP station! ...What else is BP lying about??

Peter Edmiston

I think the pants emoji should be known as the anus emoji - and how dare you harass that perfect soul, I expected better from you.

Nick

Keep your chin up, Michael!

Tyler Bartholomew

I'm trying this next time, I usually send the 😍emoji

Michael Hougle

"You have a soul of dirt" cuts pretty deep...

Creighton

Ok but what does the REPORT MICHAEL button do? He could get even more sad

Chris Rand

When will the upgrade to send Michael gifs come out?