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The restaurant mistook his pen for their own writing utensil!

This past month everyone should have gotten a "STOLEN PEN" mailer, personalized with a diner near you!

When I post this to instagram, I'd like to show a variety of people's envelopes. If you want to take a picture of your mailer, similar to the first photo above, put it in the Chatting It Up Wagner Style channel here on Patreon! I may include it in the Instgram post. (All personal addresses will be blacked out)

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Alex Ledoux

I like this one, I wish it was the place I worked at though, that woulda been even funnier, it’s the place next to where I work that I got

Aaron Gillies

I really enjoyed this one, especially since my friend is a waitress at the local restaurant that stole Brian’s pen. Definitely a head exploding moment for her.

Fejj Milversan

you've really outdone yourself with this one

Tim Scallon

I lost my mind when I got this because it’s got a diner I am a regular at 😭😂

Conor Clark

I didn’t get mine, could still be coming but not sure when you sent it out

Sunbun

mine put the name/sign of my apartment complex on it, which made things very interesting

hbglord

Hi, Alan! First the good news: My Mo card (or what I presume is a replacement) finally arrived yesterday! Now the bad (?): My USPS Informed Delivery message from May 12 showed a "City Diner Stole My Pen!!!" letter as arriving to me, but it has not been delivered as of 8 days later. I'll keep an eye out for it, but I fear it's lost in the mail.

Alan Wagner

Sounds like it got to your local post office, and they decided to keep it for themselves?

Katherine DePasquale

I think your friend IS the waitress that stole Brian's pen. You bastard!

Alan Wagner

Mark my words, you shall receive this mailer! (once I resend it to you)

hbglord

The post office is literally a block away from that diner, so, like you, I suspect they're in cahoots

Ling

I didn’t get this one :(

Jake Koger

Didn’t get this one, can you please send another?

Gavin Lees

This was insane - I had just been at the diner on mine. Whatever mail merge magic you're using is next level.

Dave B

This is art ❤️

Chris G

Hi Mr Wagner, I haven’t received mine yet, are these still going out? Thank you!

King Krang

My son really enjoyed sending in the complaint letter to our local diner. Pen thieves, all of em.

Kayla Iacovino

Hey Alan, I just wanted to say that I really love what you do and appreciate the massive amount of work it is. I used to run the Secret Santa Rock Exchange each year. Just me kludging together python, MySQL, and Mailchimp. It was important to me that everyone got a rock. I know what a proposition that is, so I applaud you for being so generous with your time and attention to getting mailers to everyone! And please know that this is such an important service to the community. It sounds kinda silly, but these little pieces of whimsy are what gets me through each day. Thanks for being you.

Jon Heese

Is this the right place to notify you that I didn't get this? Because I didn't. Thanks!

Dan Fitz

Sirs: I did not receive this mailer.

Bex

You outdid yourself on this one!! 😍😍😍

Bex

When I tell my friends that $9 a month is literally a steal, I mean it!!

Christian Wolfe

I haven’t received mine ☹️ my anger and sadness will fuel a pen stealing rampage. @Alan - can you help stave this off May sending me my missing letter?

Alan Wagner

Strange! I remember seeing yours come off the printer because I like to try to pronounce your street name. I will send another

Alan Wagner

I do remember yours going out, sorry it got lost! A surprising amount of mail seems to just get lost. I will resend

Dan Fitz

It's 100% phonetic. It rhymes with "My Little Kookenhaken" if you're a Jonathan Richman fan :) Pronouncing the name of my town is even more difficult for most folks. Thanks! I'm pumped for this mailer.

Dani

the photo of the plain bic pen made me crack up. thank you :')

Kristen Lewis

Hi, I didn't get this mailer, can you please resend it?

Isky I.

this one was NEXT LEVEL! best mail i’ve ever received!!!!!

Roisin Nic Oireachtaigh

Hi Alan, I'm afraid I didn't get my mailer this month either, although my sister got hers, I must have annoyed the postman:(

Zoe

Hi, Alan. First, I love you and your mail is one of the best parts of my month. Second, is my local cafe in on the joke? 🤣 I want to send them my demands, but I also want them to be ok with the prank. ❤️

Andrew Collard

Do you think the people who “didn’t get theirs” are “scamming” you to get more “comedy art” mail?

Alan Wagner

My handsome/intelligent fans would never do that to me

Amanda Childs

One of the best yet! Sent it off to our local spot. Wish I could be there when they open it!

Jago Bear

I didn't get mine

Ryan Billingsley

A moment of appreciation for the work put in on this one. Do we pay enough for art this sublime?

James Thorne

Please sir I did not receive, and must warn my friends and neighbors

Jon Heese

Well, i guess the first one was just late — i got two of these (with different restaurants on them) yesterday and today. 😄 Thanks for the awesome service regardless!

Dustin Laur

Late things do show show up! I got mine yesterday in the Netherlands. My family is always so confused and amused by these. Good work!

April Bananarama

I never got one! Last mailer I got was about Mo

B R

I havent gotten this yet!

Basharria

Commenting to say I too have not received this one yet.

Beergod

I just realized I have never gotten this? Could I please get it resent?

Carley P

When did you have to subscribe to be included?