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Packet of Sauce I got in the mail (Patreon)

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2025-08-20 16:00:27
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2026-09
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Would you ever get feedback on your sauce this way!?

This past month everyone on WAGNER tier and above should have gotten pesto sauce in the mail! Let me know in the Patreon chat if you didn't get a pesto and I'll send another.

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Zach Wolf

It is legit so tasty

sassifrassilassi

I left my letter on the dining room table, and my cats chewed through the baggie. They say PESTO GOOD

Stevie D

My pesto exploded in the mail, I’m glad it was sealed in plastic. It probably would have changed my life 😫

Zoe

Same!

Ada Bean

Besto pesto! I'm going to start making pesto like them, taking turns chewing it with my partner

Nikki Foxx

Mine too! What's the letter say? Mine is too drenched in oily goodness to even consider opening the envelope.

Lauren Pung-Klebba

My mother in law was thoroughly confused and slightly disgusted which definitely means that you did good this month.

hbglord

Mine also arrived with the packet exploded and with the letter all pesto-infused from leakage. I'll wait till others comment on the quality of the pesto before I consider shredding the letter and adding it to my pasta.

Jawn Chocolate

This is nice but honestly the experience of receiving an envelope with an oily, basil flake spangled window to partially obscured images of pure romance and entrepreneurial spirit is I forgot what I was talking about this sentence got too long like spaghetti noodles laid out instead of traditionally coiled in the family bowl

PlayedTooMuch

yeah It was moldy and I threw it away so I couldn't even read it

Steven Halberstadt

Things that ooze or mold in heat are not highly compatible with the US Mail system. Mike and Deb should have thought about that before sending their love sauce all over the US!

Sophie Dobbs

I didn’t get the mail before this but I got this one and it changed my life. My boyfriend and I are quitting our jobs and starting our own pesto business because we had such an experience. I can only weep for those who didn’t experience the joy we did for they most likely are unblessed by the flavour gods 🤷‍♂️

Kalslaffin

One of your best yet!!

Emily Mc

Thanks for the continued entertainment. Only I know the truth. Daughter found this one and couldn’t stop laughing. House burning down comment really got her. Maybe I should worry but I was proud. Girl has a sense of humor. She wanted to eat pesto but I wouldn’t let her. Pesto scary. Husband no laugh. He angry. Rips up and throws away like the others. He says why so much damn mail from punk scammers lately? Daughter laughed at this too.

Aaron Gillies

Mine came so gross and moldy that I had to throw it out without reading. Great idea though!