[GIVEAWAY] 25 Morgan Necklaces (Patreon)

I have terrible news for everyone who isn't Starr Edge, @_cargobikepdx_, @e36windowregulator, and Julie Toland: Unfortunately, you did not just win 25 "I Support Morgan" necklaces.

For everyone who is those four people though, today is a day of joyousness. Because you have just won 25 "I Support Morgan" necklaces!

If you are one of the roughly 8.2 billion people who did not just win 25 "I Support Morgan" necklaces, sound off in the comments about the inherent, seemingly mandatory unjustness of life. And if you are one of God's Chosen Four, please give all of us the hope and strength to continue enduring this sham of an existence by reassuring us that it one day may well be us in your vaunted position!

(Reminder that you must be on the WAGNEST tier to be automatically entered to receive Wagner raffle prizes)