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Thing I got in the mail (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-04 18:00:14
Imported:
2026-09
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The woman wants to "take care" without risking her own health!?

October's replacement mailer was PRETEND TO BE SICK postcard!

If you didn't receive let me know and I can send another.

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Melanie

I tried to apply and she denied me because I'm a criminal

Erik Aasland

It turns out I'm allergic to apple juice and that makes me hard to clean.

Gozan

I tried to pretend to be a healthy person pretending to be sick, but she saw straight through me. I managed to cough at the three other men before leaving tho, so soon there should be four spots open

Mark Wade

We still need to update my address. I updated it in Patreon. This one went to the old address. I get to see it in my USPS informed delivery email, but it doesn't make it to my house due to crappy printing on the forwarding label. I am now down two mailers. Teens with Cube and this one.

G L

This was hilarious! Thank you!