Wagner Year Round-Up + Giveaway (Patreon)

Another year of Wagner in the books! This year with your help I was able to send out thousands of baggies of pesto sauce across the globe, as well as thousands of Williamcoins and I Support Morgan necklaces. I got kicked out of a 7-Eleven convenience store for pestering a man with a perfect soul (my most viral video yet), re-released updated versions of both my books and had my first mailer completely confiscated and destroyed by the US Postal Service. What a year!

I forget if I ever mentioned, but this was also the first year I was able to leave my day job and focus solely on Wagner work. That went pretty well too! My only gripe is that my day-to-day got so bogged down with the logistics of sending out so much mail that I didn't make as many videos and other pieces as I'd wanted. I'm excited to say I'll be bringing on an assistant named Alexandra in the new year to handle a lot of that stuff so I can put out even more, even Wagnery-er stuff in 2026, which will always be posted here to Patreon first!

Your support means a lot and I promise to work even harder in 2026 to fill your mailboxes and device screens with as many deeply disconcerting, vaguely humorous works of art as they or you can handle. 

Onward and Wagnerward!

Alan

P.S. I'm giving away copies of the new WAGNERBOOK (4th Printing, updated with all the stuff I made in 2025) to patrons Seth Akkerman, Caroline Sinclair, and Julia Gualtieri! Now available for sale in the Wagnershop. Praise them and praise yourselves for making it through another year.