[GIVEAWAY] "Worship My Wife" Plaque (Patreon)

Hello patrons! Alan here. How is everyone's new years going? How is everyone's lives? Any great personal triumphs in 2026 yet? Any unimaginable tragedies? Please tell me everything that has happened in your life this year so far in the comments. I need to know!

After you've done that, also say "Congrats Mike" to Mike Robertson, who has won the WORSHIP MY WIFE PLAQUE in this week's Wagner giveaway! Great work Mike.

(Just a reminder that you must be on the $9/month WAGNEST tier to be automatically entered into big prize giveaways)