[GIVEAWAY] Four-Armed Dad Statue (Patreon)

In life there are winners and losers. Today,  STELLA LU is the winner and all other life forms on earth are the loser. That's because Stella has won the 3D-printed FOUR-ARMED DAD STATUE (which is really just 7 inches tall)!

Listen. It's only natural to feel deep resentment toward Stella Lu at this time. It's natural to feel envious and hate her for her success. However, please pretend to be happy for Stella Lu and say "Congratulations Stella", while keeping your deep jealous rage contained within.

(reminder that you must be on the WAGNEST tier to be automatically entered into big prize giveaways like Four-Armed Dad Statue)