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We're winding down March, which means we're a quarter through this year.

But who needs a quarter when you can have... FIVE NICKELS?

That's right, five highly coveted BREASTS NICKELS have been sent out to Garrett Lawrence, Nathan Davis, stinky, Andy Mayville and Stacie Phillips! Let's all take a moment to congratulate them on their success.

"But isn't a nickel a small prize?" some of you are saying (the pessimistic ones).

Well sometimes life's victories may be small as a nickel, but we must celebrate them as though they were big as a pile of a million buck$.

That's what my wise uncle always said, before he was destroyed.

(reminder that you must be on the $9+ WAGNEST tier to be automatically entered into giveaways for exciting prizes such as Breasts Nickel)

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If someone (not myself of course) wanted to purchase one of these nickels (for research purposes), could this be arranged? Thank you, sir.

Poopchalupa

The only thing I want more than this in all the world is a WILLIAMCOIN

Alex Schwartz

i too would like to inquire about this as someone (not myself and not the above account) is interested in this (for research)

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Ah, another man of culture!

Nick

I've never been anything other than jealous, and never will be again.

Michael Jordan

Takes me back. Used to be able to get a gargle o' milk for two tits, as we'd say. World just used to make a whole lot more sense.

69fart420

Was there a mailer associated with these? I haven't received anything since the friendship update

Alan Wagner

Friendship Mended went out at the end of February, and we are working very hard on the one that will go out at the end of March. We can only handle one a month sir :)