The Wagner Promise (Patreon)

We do NOT use generative AI here at Wagner Industries, because we want to retain the human touch.

If you receive, for example, a postcard of a man drinking Kool-Aid from a puddle on the ground...

Rest assured it's because we really went to the park, dug a small hole, filled it with Kool-Aid and made a man drink it through a straw.

That's the Wagner Promise!

(We filled the hole back in and put grass seed on top)

(We also paid the man)