[READ ME FIRST] How It Works Around Here (Patreon)

Hello and thank you for joining this thing! In order to receive anything in the mail, you need to fill out this Wagner form.

IF YOU ARE NOT IN THE SO-CALLED "UNITED STATES": please read the tier breakdowns carefully! You will not get stuff in the mail if you are pledging less than $9 USD. You will not be entered into grand prize drawings if you are pledging less than $12 USD. Sorry you have to pay a little more, but shipping outside the U.S. costs a lot!

(I noticed some international people are pledging the correct amounts, but in their own currency, not USD. Sorry, busters! Sorry to make you calculate the conversion yourself. Patreon is working on a feature to handle all this for you. But it's not here yet!)

If you’re having issues getting anything in the mail, let me know and I’ll try to figure it out.

If you need to change your address, just update your shipping address on Patreon by following these instructions.

If you'd like to purchase additional mailers for your friends & family, you can do that here!

Thank you!