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WOW! An anonymous patron has won SALT-FILLED FANNY PACK.

Even though this patron has chosen not to have their Instagram shouted out, they will still be receiving a real fanny pack containing real salt. OH WOW!

Try to guess who you think won this amazing prize in the comments below.

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Evan Kelley

I hope it’s the homeless gentleman that I always make a point to say hello to when walking with my coworkers to Arby’s!

Brett

Probably elon musk. That guy gets everything!

Josephine Hon

Me? Is it me? My husband left for salt the other night & didn't return. I need salt and a nice bag to accentuate my fanny in the hopes of attracting future suitors. I hope it's me.

Pure Guava

“All we are is giveaways in the wind, dude” —Socrates

Dave

Salty Steve

Nincow

Salt me, daddy

seanisbad

Congrats to Anny Miss!

Peter

The real winner here is online privacy.

Aphex0

Brenda Schaub?