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[PRIZE GIVEAWAY] Egg Wire (Patreon)

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2022-10-27 17:00:07
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2026-09
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The rumors you heard on the street are true: @my007collection has won Egg Wire!

In the comments below, describe the best egg you’ve ever eaten, and tell us how many eggs you ate this week, and describe the plot of the last movie you saw about eggs in just three words!

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Pure Guava

Best egg: Egg of the Year 2009 County Fair (Egg) Number of Eggs: Eggy-Three (83) Plot: Big Lebowski Eggs

Chris Ottum

I had a delicious omelette at a restaurant at a Disney resort, it was fluffy and perfect. This week I've had 2 eggs, scrambled. The last movie I saw involving eggs in three words: Geek does stuff.

Jacob Naganuma

Best Egg: Eggo Waffles; Eaten: 2 eggs; Plot: Die Hard Boiled

Daniel Slaughter

The answer to all three is ‘Fried Green Tomatoes’

susie Davis

scrambled seven vengeance

AMANDA MAN HAM-MANAGER

Congratulations on winning the finest invented treasure!(it's no lump of fimo on a piece of garbage, but still pretty good)

AMANDA MAN HAM-MANAGER

I have eaten zero eggs because I bought eggs without paying attention to the fact the print on the carton boldly spells out GERRY, the name of an ex boyfriend. I had nearly forgotten about him altogether until I's painfully reminded that I chose a puny bleeder of a child man BRENT instead of the boyfriend of the eggs. I didn't think that Gerry from the eggs would be could be trusted even though I liked him the best and thought he was the most beautiful man to ever prefer sitting on a giant ball over sitting on an office chair. I regret my decision every day. This is why I believe Gerry haunted the eggs. Never again will I crack an egg shell for fear of my heart falling apart and getting yoke everywhere (this story is true except I probably will eat an egg after I buy a different kind)

monkmilk

my egg bills have been through the roof lately!! been trying to cut back on them more than anything

alexis arrietta

I broke two egg from driving too fast today. I guess it's not my day for eggs.

Christine Moore

We did our traditional family tamale making this year and I decided to throw a couple of eggs for the dog into the pot of boiling water while we were steaming the tamales. Ten minutes later we had three hard boiled eggs cooked in tamale water. I thought the dog would love it but he only ate the yokes and spit out the whites. Ungrateful pup.