[MONTHLY GIFT] Hair (Patreon)

This month all patrons (tier 2+) are receiving HAIR OF THE CHILD MESSIAH.

Remember to store in a cool, dry place or your standing in the afterlife may be affected.

Technically this is November's mailout, delayed due to my big move. There will also be a December mailout that will actually be on time!

Please DM me if you don't receive your hair by end of next week, Dec 16. International patrons please give it an extra week. I'm a little skeptical of my new local post office but I will make sure everyone gets the hair they deserve.