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[MONTHLY GIFT] Coloring Book From Old Woman (Patreon)

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2023-04-14 17:00:05
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2026-09
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MARCH GIFT: Coloring Book Of Old Woman!

If you were a patron in March hopefully you have received your coloring book from an old woman. You are the closest thing she has to grand-child!

The book shows you how Wood Bone was invented. Nice! 

(If you signed up since March yours is going in the mail today so hold tight!)

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Bangbros Runescape

I cherish this gift from Constance every day, and pray one day I can also live where it is Thanksgiving everyday 🙏

Harrison Nelson

Ngl I forgot I was subbed and this confused the hell out of me when it arrived. Amazing work

susie Davis

Best mailer yet. Love this! Your brain is amazing.

Joseph Colicchio

I am excited for the Turkey Challenge. I hope there will be no fatalities this year!

Dane McLean

This was my favorite so far. No early spoilers and I like that the envelope and contents were all related. I'm fashioning a diy wooden bone right now!

Lauren West

Best one ever. Can’t wait to add my own artistic flair to the coloring book. If only I could share my final masterpiece with Constance. I’ll have to post it on fb so she can see it

Gavin Lees

Going to start posting spicy pics on my FB, just for Constance.

Steve Harvey Oswald

We make our wooden bones at home. It's cheaper and healthier

Brett

Weve been coloring it at work. This was a good one

Mike Robertson

I wish i could have recorded a video of me discovering this in the mail then processing what this was.

Andy

Anyone need a study buddy for the Cranberry Quiz?

Lauren P.

I didn't receive it! It was even in my daily "mail preview" e-mail so it got to the post office. Did someone interfere after having suspicion of the high value of the enclosed gift?! HIGHLY FISHY! I'm so sad. Can I request another mailing? This is my second month of being a patron. My first month I received with no issue.

Robert Brunello

I still never received my postcard about the leg.

Spencer Cain

I ligitimately have a surgery coming up that's gonna have me less mobile for a while, not only will I recommend the doctors fashion me a wooden bone, but I'll absolutely be saving this colouring book away for when I can't go outside and eat grass anymore. Thank you ",granny"

BigPoppaMeatballSammich

My wife almost threw this out because she thought it was junk mail. How could she not be interested in Constances mailer?

Bryan Stealey

My first time using Patreon, my first benefit ever, was this brilliance.

Fejj Milversan

legitimately this is what patreon was invented for