[MONTHLY GIFT] Whale-Breeding College (Patreon)

Monthly Mailer for April was: WHALE-BREEDING COLLEGE!

Unfortunately due to the unique "whales mating" shape of this letter, it seems that not everyone got it 😔 (even though I designed it with the help of my local USPS Bulk Mailing Center!!)

If you did not get your Whale-Breeding College Acceptance Letter but still want to be accepted to Morton's Whale-Breeding College, please submit your name here and I’ll send another inside a larger envelope ASAP.