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Tending the Bar (Patreon)

Published:
2024-02-23 19:24:45
Imported:
2026-06
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His bar, his rules... that and those little signature shorts of his aren't exactly made to fit his equipment at anything harder than "100% flaccid." 🙄

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Labov

a cock big enough to dwarf even the county liquor board

MiloMesmer

Would he throw me out of the bar if I asked to have a drink “from the tap?”

SoylentRobot

most barkeeps do keep a blunt object under the bar to deal with trouble after all

Glopossum

He gets a pass for being hot and also a horse 🤗

pj wolf

So... if anybody hot walks in, he has to shuck his pants? I mean... that just sounds like incentive to flirt with the bartender