The Bane of My Existence: An Ode to the Dirt Farmer (Patreon)
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Near my place there is a dirt farm
Dirt farmers come and go
They shovel on and shovel off
Dirt flying to and fro
From five am 'till after six
they clunk and bang, clack and BOOM!
The racket rattles everything
Even deep inside my room
I work six days and sometimes seven
And often until ten
Finding time to record is tricky
Much to my chagrin
Uncanny's written, ready to go
This morning I had free
Last night I thought, I'll be on time!
I went to bed giddy
When I woke I heard the tell-tell noise
The Dirt Farmers out in force
I queried one: How long will this take?
His answer: All day, of course!
Until I find some peace to record
This video I'll share
Watch it only if you're very brave
Watch it only if you dare
It shows the life of real Dirt Farmers
Their clacks, their bangs, their booms
Me? I am going into work early
where I'll dream of sound proof rooms
XOXO,
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