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It is time once again to crowdsource a song for my Doctor Who Drinking Songs show that I'm doing at Gen Con. Here's how it works. The old shanty "A Drop of Nelson's Blood" also known as "Roll the Old (or Golden) Chariot Along" asks the question "What wouldn't do you any harm?"

I've done Star Trek version, a Star Wars version, a Firefly version, a Lord of the Rings version. Now I want to do a Doctor Who version.

So what in the Whoverse wouldn't do you any harm?

And by asking that, I mean, yeah, it probably would do you harm.

A Drop of Dalek Blood

Lyrics Marc Gunn and you!

A drop of Dalek blood wouldn't do you any harm
A drop of Dalek blood wouldn't do you any harm
A drop of Dalek blood wouldn't do you any harm
And we'll all hang on behind

We'll roll the old TARDIS along
We'll roll the old TARDIS along
We'll roll the old TARDIS along
And we'll all hang on behind

What comes next...?

Comments

Bert Bronaugh

The Doctor and his screwdriver conquers any task The Doctor and his screwdriver conquers any task The Doctor and his screwdriver conquers any task And we'll follow along behind The Cybermen can try, but they've never bested him The Cybermen can try, but they've never bested him The Cybermen can try, but they've never bested him And we'll follow along behind

Greg

A romp with Captain Jack wouldn't do us any harm. A little robot dog wouldn't do us any harm. A Cybus EarPod wouldn't do us any harm. A child in a mask wouldn't do us any harm. A trip to Galifrey wouldn't do us any harm. A real quick blink wouldn't do us any harm.

Donovan Grimwood

A Cyber upgrade wouldn't do us any harm A Zygon shapeshifter wouldn't do us any harm A game with the Toymaster wouldn't do us any harm A Janis thorn wouldn't do us any harm A mindbending contest with Morbius wouldn't do us any harm

Joshua Ohmer

An Angel in the garden wouldn't do us any harm The Pandorica wouldn't do us any harm A ginger kiss-o-gram wouldn't do us any harm A Silurian sleuth wouldn't do us any harm A little spoiler wouldn't do us any harm A jaunt through time and space wouldn't do us any harm A face we can't remember wouldn't do us any harm Silence in the library wouldn't do us any harm

Joshua Ohmer

More regenerations wouldn't do us any harm!

Rendell Skaggs

A Date with The Rani wouldn't do us any harm, Going drinkin' with The Master wouldn't do us any harm, Petting the Bad Wolf wouldn't do us any harm, Dancing with The Silence, wait, what were we doing?

Eclectic Lee

A plastic mannequin... A Sontaran Battle Group... The Loch Ness Monster... A deal with Davros... The K1 Robot... Clockwork Droids... The Cardiff Space-Time Rift... The Eye of Harmony... A new regeneration.... A little hiatus... You can also use some of these (probably just the first three for the best meter) one after the other instead of repeating the same thing over a single verse: The Sash of Rassilon... The Key of Rassilon... The Harp of Rassilon... The Gauntlet of Rassilon... The Coronet of Rassilon... The Black Scroll of Rassilon...