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HERO OF CHRISTMAS (parody Hero of Canton)

Hero of Christmas celebrates our love of the holiday and our love of Santa Claus in popular culture. Marc Gunn sings about the hero of children who defies parents and brings gifts to kids around the world. The song was written by comedy rock musician Mikey Mason and Celtic comedy musician Marc Gunn. Both are musical favorites at science fiction conventions around the country. This song is a parody of Joss Whedon’s cult classic TV show Firefly. The song is now streaming on Spotify, Amazon and YouTube. Listen on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/track/1tY5PEfNyAxhbkidEjunB6?si=jR-2UF2zQR-NStAwnPgEcg Listen on YouTube https://youtu.be/z-5u79kU8Oc Listen to more Christmas music by Marc Gunn https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW2ZqJYHA7BDJ00ua1-UgtGrE5wLjIUoT Hero of Christmas lyrics by Marc Gunn and Mikey Mason, music Ben Edlund parody of "Hero of Canton" Claus, the elf Santa Claus  * He made little gifts And he gave em to kids Stood up to the parents Who got coal and sticks Our love for Christmas Is all just because of The hero of children   The Elf they call Claus Long ago he was just an orphan A tiny helpless baby boy. But elves raised him and he grew into a man With a big elfin’ love for toys. He said Burgermeister Meisterburger You can’t keep these children down. You really should desist, cause you just made my list! And Santa Claus is coming to town! Santa saw the little hearts a-breakin’ He heard their Yuletide laments He saw their Christmas cheer a-fadin’ Buying presents that no one really wants So he said, “you can’t do that to Christmas You can’t live just like a Grinch” Santa strapped on his hat And in five seconds flat Made presents that didn’t make you flinch