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What would you put in a square on the Stand-Up Maths Bingo card? (Patreon)

Published:
2024-07-12 12:59:58
Imported:
2026-06

Content

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Add yours in a comment below - the resulting bingo cards may be used in a future video.

Comments

David Miller

Matt rolls his eyes at a Parker Square flashback.

James Fudge

Matt mentions his book again

Hamza Ali

Matt provides an almost correct mathematical statement/theory

Stephen McIntosh

Matt refers to himself as “Matthew”. Rare!

Roberto Casula

"Matt asserts the superiority of Pi over Tau"

SabreWolfy

Matt trolls Steve Mould.

Keith Moser

Special guest collaboration

Tessa & Maarten

Matt mentions pi / Matt refuses to acknowledge tau

Roberto Casula

"Matt uses a video effects plugin for comedic purposes"

James D

Matt talks about his "current" favourite shape/number/etc.

Kieran White

I wholeheartedly believe that a few of the squares should have duplicates to make it a true Parker-Bingo Card!

Peter Smith

Matt makes a self-referential bald joke.

Keith Moser

Appearance or mention of Alex and/or Skylab

Bengeance

Matt performs a tedious task by hand to demonstrate a mathematical concept

Valkhiya

"but that would be a ridiculous thing to do... so I did it"

Jan Busch

Past, Present and / or Future Matt interact in a non space-time congruent manner

Bengeance

Math based pun or joke

Caleb Compton

Steve Mould Cameo, Reference to hair loss, Unexpected location change, custom theme song remix / title sequence, Book/live show plug

Rowin

Matt uses a spreadsheet

Vlado Oravec

Matt mentions how much hair past-Matt has

Christopher Mayfield

Performing a unneeded thing then skips it and then plugs second channel

PeteyPak

Tricksy editing

Christopher Mayfield

Middle square has to be parker says maths or just 'maths' in quotes

PeteyPak

Doggo is seen

Alyssa Gambone

Multiple Matts appear on screen at same time

PeteyPak

Making something out of paper, and for the bingo card episode, that something specifically being a bingo card.

Tahg

I think the middle needs to be something like Parker Square

Taylor Leyhew

Explains a concept in a silly way, before pulling out an academic paper on said concept.

Steve

a copy of a book(s) by Matt Parker can be seen in the background

ChrisMac

Give it a go

Juan Ferrer Meleiro

Matt brings out a research paper (printed just as a prop)

Simone Emiliano Matteo Palla

Matt teases a wierd way to calculate PI Matt advertise his previous/latest/next/”currently working on it" book

Steve

I learn to see/appreciate something in a new way

ChrisMac

“Future Matt here …”

Steve

a Numberphile video takes place outdoors (rare!)

Chris Adams

Matt drinks from his utilities puzzle mug

Stefan Nikolov

A fun cameo by one of Matt's many edutainer friends. Probably another Brady Haran alum.

Toaster

Fast-forward clip of Matt assembling something

Juliana B

A mistake not corrected in the video but caught by someone in the comments

Gilad Teller

- Sky the lab walking in the background - Matt says the word "Ridiculous"

Paul Cousin

Matt presents a favorite thing of his.

Phil D

Several obvious, and several not-so-obvious, background props with links to the video topic

Bryn

A copy of the Parker Square One of your pi approximations. Maybe one where only the first few digits are correct or one that's a date. 3.14.1972 or something The Soccer arena sign. The approximation for Earth's size you did "gratuitous" in the center square. it's not a freebie. "An overly complex method to answer a simple problem" if you're doing multiple cards make one with your methods used in your pi approximation videos with "TBA" in every square after you run out of the ones you've done An impossible solution for that puzzle (I can't remember the name) that's 4 by 4 with 1 through 15 and you slide them around

Mehdi J. Pieloor

Matt makes an inside joke reference to the Parker Square effect

Balázs Jókay

Matt mentions Lucie in relation to the actual maths problem Matt commands Sky for go to her place or just pets Sky :)

Alex

Matt talks about another Matt. Eg. Future Matt, Past Matt, Editor Matt, etc..

Aric

A square for when a special remix of the Stand Up Maths theme music plays.

Imre Polik

Makes a mistake that goes undetected in the edit :-)

Alan Haberman

2+ Matts on the screen simultaneously

Lester Bailey

Varying amounts of facial hair in the edit

Hubert Anisimowicz

Matt calculates pi (by hand, obviously) using a Parker Square

Imre Polik

Mentions the rhombic dodecahedron. Mentions one of his books.

Juliana B

Shoutout to all the wonderful supporters on patreon

David Kopka

Matt interacts with his past or future self

Will Coleda

Uncredited cameo by Bec Hill

Kaushik Mohan

Gives it a go ;) in true parker style

Dave Ensminger

Matt mentions pi. There’s a typo on an overlay

Paul

Matt namedrops previous employer Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward

Marco Ferrari

Matt finds a way to "circle the square"

John Sawyer

Parker square mentioned or how much he dislikes it. :)

James Spear

Sudden appearance/mention of Steve Mould or threeblue1brown, usage of the phrase "give it a go," or a dog wandering through the background

Ray Johnston

Cross over or reference to A Problem Squared or A Podcast of Unnecessary Detail

Onwards and Duckwards

Matt travels to a small town in another country to look at something mathematical - bonus points if the designer made a mistake in their process.

Nick Ramstead

Matt tapes something together on screen

Beanedict Cumbfurbatch

This covers both, “It would be crazy to do all those calculations. So I did,” and “But we couldn’t do that unless we bought X/rented Y/hired a Z/travelled to ABC” [hard cut to Matt with the thing/person/place]

Beanedict Cumbfurbatch

- Matt says “arbitary” (sic) or “arbitarily” (sic). - One of the Matts on screen frowns at another Matt on screen. - Someone else has improved on the terrible Python code.

Austin Heller

Matt references pi when tau is the superior constant.

harmless_iterator

Matt creates a spreadsheet (single calculation or formatted data)

James Clare

Matt mentions Maths gear

James Clare

Has a non maths t-shirt (rarer I think)

MarkM

Purposely inefficient calculation. Let's calculate a fundamental constant by hand for fun

Ben Wiseman

Unboxing, unwrapping, or unpacking an object.

Phil Brady

Matt drawing on a pad and it shows up live in the video

John Lee

Matt measures something unconventionally

Eric Jensen

A shape you don't learn in Kindergarten

Gregor Shapiro

Matt points to his present book (on the bookshelf behind him).

Autoskip

Matt pulls out one he prepared earlier.

Seth Arnold

Math help from a well-intentioned but inexperienced-with-math doggo

Seth Arnold

Author's book causally in the background

Seth Arnold

Viewer improves the runtime of a Parker Python Program by a million times or more

Kiriakos Kalpakidis

Matt reiterates clever, but dubious, proof just to explain how it's "probably" wrong

3TG GALGAN

Matt repeats a phrase for comedic effect

3TG GALGAN

Matt makes a paper model

Julien Roy

Matt uses Bec Hill's big jar of dice for some statistical proof

Chris Roberts

Matt makes an order-of-magnitude approximation

Glen

David Garrison

I wrote these before watching your most recent video, and spotted 4 of the 6.

Bret Scofield

"Terrible python code" reference

David F

Matt builds a high precision scientific instrument or of scrap parts

Matthew Schuster

In no particular order, these are all great… —future Matt here —recreational —amazing —interesting —maths —pi —link below —pre order —thanks for watching —fun —Lucie —Skylab —spreadsheet —beer —terrible python code —mathsjam Thank you !!!

Adam Wishneusky

The incredible frequency of “they” makes me wonder if you ask folks their pronouns before mentioning them in a video 😛

Andrew Tweddle

* Matt looks off to the side while explaining a concept he has to think about * Matt looks proud of himself after coming up with an excellent pun/joke * Matt tries to hold a straight face at the end of a scene while the camera lingers on him

Adam Wishneusky

Free center space: the trademark smirk and dimple

Ryan Rotmark

Matt stares wistfully at a picture of himself with more hair

Andreas Pardeike

1. "Hello, I'm Matt Parker." 2. "Maths is everywhere." 3. "I love mistakes." 4. "Classic maths problem." 5. "Let's dig in." 6. "So logical!" 7. "Fascinating!" 8. "Doing the math." 9. "Fun puzzle!" 10. "Real world math."

UsrBinPRL

Matt calculates pi in some obscure fashion Matt mentions one of his books Matt reminisces about the having hair Matt says 'for some/certain value(s) of'

Steven Schroeder

"Give it a go" "I've built a spreadsheet for this" "It's so good"

Jevon Wright

- Makes an off-by-one error (to be fair we all do this too) - Mentions the Parker Square - Ducks out of the way of on-screen graphics

Vincent Zalzal

On top of those you already mentioned Matt: - Matt uses a spreadsheet - Matt talks against tau (esp. in front of Steve Mould) - Matt is victim of a Parker Square reference - Matt does some random thing an unreasonably large number of times until it works

Dean Fantastic

Matt sounds like he has reached the limit of an esoteric train of thought, then pulls a surprise over-nerd

Thomas Uhl

Fake surprise realisation: "Wait a minute...”

Thomas Uhl

Timelapse with upbeat SUM Theme

Angus Cos

Surprise shape mention

Flik Frambozen

matt makes it sound like the video is almost finished but you're not even half-way through

Richard Fourie

Future Matt and Present Matt interact

tiruman

Matt refers to someone as "he", or "she", instead of "they".

Derek Chandler

Future Matt here, correcting obvious mistake or filling in vital omission that ruins later continuity

Patrick Stover

Matt gets very annoyed at bad math in a piece of public communication

Lawnmower enthusiast

"Matt adds easter eggs to a bingo card that's on screen for a mere x seconds"

Andrew Payne

Matt sits down for the entire "Stand Up" Maths upload.

Tom Friedman

Matt mentions a "very pleasing number"

Joey Foster

Premise of the video is motivated by a tweet Matt received

Magnasium

Sky interrupts Matt

Andrew Weir

Matt shows* a regular polygon at some point. *-Does not need to be directly referenced.

Maria J. Aragon

"How to find a solution for ____ problem in someone's everyday life? Quite simple : with Math's!"

Maria J. Aragon

Matt has a perfectly place graph on top of a beautiful shot of him somewhere outside (that may or may not have anything to do with the topic depicted on the graph)

Maria J. Aragon

Matt (and team or followers) breaks a world record (or witness one being broken)

Maria J. Aragon

Matt mentions how the video you are watching was "Derek'ed" on a Veritasium video before he could finish it.

Maria J. Aragon

Matt leaves an empty space section in the description, for potential mistakes found only in the future

John Doe

Matt says, "big fan."

John Doe

Matt says, "on brand."

Tiikoni

Numberphile brown paper visible anywhere

Mark Heron

* Steve Mould looks disappointed * show a digital version of a real prop just shown * hand drawn diagram to interactive one made by someone else * lot's of estimation hand-waving -> still close to answer * unnecessary tedious calculation

IcosiMath

Matt relates something to pi.