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Hello Patreons! Producer Nicole here.

The SUM team started discussing making a video about hot dogs just after 4th July this year, when both Matt and I were in New York, and the smell of freedom wafted sausagefully through the air. I will admit my main objective was for us to eat tax-deductible hot dogs again like we did in Chicago a couple of years ago. But lo and behold, Babish had made this outlandish surface area claim in one of his cooking videos and, well, we couldn't help but take the bait.

We know that this is definitely on the "silly" end of the Stand-up Maths cinematic spectrum (which is already deeply skewed towards silly as it is). But you know us, we try to take silliness as seriously as possible.

The video-filming BBQ took place on a beautiful sunny day in the UK, and we made a proper party of it. I hope it feels worthwhile that your extremely generous Patreon donations are being spent on corn cobs and burger buns. You have made a hungry filming crew very happy this year. Rest assured even Skylab got some.

As always let us know if you spot any mistakes or anything that needs clarifying in the video. Thanks for your diligence and support!

PS Researcher Rhys here - you may have noticed an additional post. I was a bit quick off the mark, overly keen whilst working on getting things ready for the GTWI tour starting in a few days. Whilst I'm here there's a little video of Matt from the filming we've been passing around the team since filming...

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PATREON: The best way to cook a hotdog. Mathematically.

Early release for Patreons from https://www.patreon.com/standupmaths

Comments

SkaveRat

"The cylinder would not be unharmed" - great, now there's half a drink on my screen from that reference

Brian Purcell

The dog deserved more of that cephalodog

William Wallace

I mean, you could just chuck it in a blender ... .

Rick Rubenstein

Is this planned as a Matt_Parker_2 release? I think this has big viral potential. (Hopefully no pathogens on the actual meat, though.)

Chris Rogers

Sky was the star of this video.

Timur Sultanov

Japanese were already doing octopus sausages

Robert Brinker

I was not expecting that reference in a Stand-up math's video. It absolutely got me.

Bartosz Błaszkiewicz

You missed the fact that spiralising makes your hot-dog longer and thanks thanks to the skewer it's stiffer. Your lengthwise cuts only make your hot dog floppier.

Bartosz Błaszkiewicz

A thing that annoys me about the spiralising (it doesn't have to be a hot dog - I've seen potatoes sold like this) is that it is mathematically impossible and yet it works in real life. When you think of the cut-but-not-extended sausage as a series of helixes of increasing radius the outermost helix is stretched only a little bit but when you go deeper they are more and more stretched and in the limit the innermost (almost straight) helix is stretched infinitely.

Mark Reed

It's not super clear that the 140.6cm^2 result of the calculation is the _additional area_ on top of the 121.6cm^2 you started with. At first it sounds like Matt is saying 140.6 is "more than double" 121.6... I think it would be more useful to give the total for the spiral instead of just the delta.

Kyle Hampton

If aliens ever visit earth, this is the video we should show them to fully encompass humanity's progress.

standupmaths

I specified contiguous for a reason! Otherwise you accidentally invent hamburgers.

standupmaths

We’re trying putting early release videos (without sponsors etc) unlisted on the second channel. After any Patreon-suggested changes we’ll release on the main channel.

Malcolm Jardine

I love the message alert video you are using now. It really conveys the importance of a message

William Wallace

What do you mean? It just becomes a lot of very small discreet hot dogs.

Michael Hillard

I came to post that Japan already does octopus dogs, but I'm sure many other people have mentioned this so far. So no Parker-Hotdogs this time