What's your state namiana? (Patreon)

In my latest video, everyone's name appears at the end but I've turned them all into fake US state names. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVhFBujPlVo

I used some very simple rules to apply 'state name properties' to names (or rather: part of your name) at random but with the same distribution as the United States (for example: the same percentage of Patreon names end in "iana" as US states do).

If you cannot find your name (they are in alphabetical order by original pre-statified name) then comment it below and I'll look it up in my spreadsheet. Although, I'm currently traveling somewhere obscure with limited internet so it may take me a while, but I will get to them all eventually.

And you know what: first person to guess where I am in the world (hints: obscure; not much internet) wins a prize. Bonus hint: I'm making videos.