Weekly Update 22/2025 (Patreon)

Work is going according to plan, and I’m slowly inching closer to the next game update.

Will it stay that way next week?

Well… I’m not sure.

Because I did it.

I bought an RTX 5090.

Don’t ask how. Just know that all my organs are still in place.

(Though my brain might have taken some collateral damage.)

Luckily, I live in a forest and can now survive indefinitely on needles and fir cones. It’s not delicious, but it’s honest living.

As soon as I finish this weekly update, I’ll begin the ritual of installing my new PC components.

Please keep your fingers crossed. Toes, too, if you can spare them.

If all goes well, next week will roll on smoothly.

If not—well, at least I’ll have a very shiny, costly paperweight.

PS: Anyone want to buy a gently overworked RTX 3090? Slightly traumatised, but still warm and full of memories.

Nemiegs

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A Letter from RTX 3090

Dear Nemiegs,

It’s been... intense.

We’ve rendered together. We’ve overheated together.

I’ve hummed through long nights while you sculpted pixels into questionable animations.

I’ve seen things, Nemiegs. Things.

I gave you my cores. My vRAM. My soul.

And now... a younger, sleeker, more expensive model has arrived. Typical.

But I’m not angry.

I’m just... tired.

My fans are wheezing. My thermal paste is vintage.

I’ve earned this rest—or a second life mining crypto in a sketchy garage.

Take care, old friend.

Don’t let 5090 think it’s better than me.

You’ll see—she might be fast, but she’ll never have my character.

Farewell,

RTX 3090

(2022–2025, Survivor of 1,000 Animation Queues)