Weekly Update 33/2023 (Patreon)

Dear wedding guests!

I stand before you with my head bowed in humility. After the previous weekly update, I was called "on the carpet" by the board of the Nemiegs project. The Marketing department had filed a complaint against me. The committee made me read my weekly updates from a year ago and the current ones. I was told that I had become uninspiring. I was told that I don't sell tires but create art with a taste of adventure. I argued that I was trying to understand what people wanted to hear and that I wanted to be informative. I was told that I had already published the extensive Excel of the game. And that I should stop guessing.

Instead of reporting the number of tires sold every week, I should write more teasers. I tried to argue that my teasing powers didn't go beyond "This is a potato. It's going to be a nice potato. You're going to get a potato." The board was deaf to my objections. I was told to tell more about the process itself. What was challenging for me to build what I'm most looking forward to in the next game update. What's going on around the game in general? Besides my wife's decision to make an OnlyFans account for Laura. (By the way, what do you think of that? I have no idea how it works.)

And yes, I actually agree. I will post more again about what I do, and I think.

I'm no longer rendering this week; therefore, there are no previews this time as I was coding. The game is almost ready for early access. There are still some tests left in the technical department, and it will probably see a release sooner than my damn Excel said. So, there's little point in publishing it for now. I have to admit that.

And so here is my teaser. Honestly, the Marketing department helped me write it:

"It's Monday. Laura is back at work and soon finds out we are not the only ones missing her absence. Could Berta have cooked something new for her over the weekend?

And what was it with this lottery thing again? The one that's been on TV lately.

Laura may have a crucial and potentially game-changing meeting with BB. That depends on your earlier choices.

These are just some exciting things you and Laura must look forward to in this release.

Will Laura choose to date Brute to get some intel? Or visit Donald to keep him away from her home?

But for proud Laura, life could become much more painless. If BB has decided to help her...

Rest assured – Monday is not necessarily the worst day of the week. Well, not for us anyway – how Laura deals with it all remains to be seen."

I hope I was convincing. I am learning 😊

Yes, and Nemiegs project board, Marketing and Technical departments are only in my fantasy world. Behind it lies one man-orchestra from your midst. When I'm down, he keeps me afloat.

That's all for this week.

The Early Access release will depend on test results.

And a final note - my sincere thanks to each one of you for being here and supporting me on this adventure!

Have a great weekend!

Nemiegs.