Hall of Parasites (Patreon)

You’ve commented. You’ve memed. You’ve lore-dumped filth we’re still recovering from.

Now it’s time we crown the most deeply infected among you.

Introducing our first-ever:

## HALL OF PARASITES COMPETITION

A monthly challenge to reward the most obsessed, unhinged, and ride-or-die supporters in the hive. Just our way of saying: you’re one of the real ones.

For the next 3 months, we’re handpicking 3 standout degenerates each month to receive:

• A gifted copy of the game • A free month of highest-tier membership • And the eternal glory of being one of Them

### HOW TO WIN - We’re watching for:

> Top comments, & funniest replies

> Obsessive fan stories or insights

> Art, edits, memes, or headcanons that go too far

(This applies beyond Patreon to platforms like Discord, Steam, Reddit)

This starts now. End-of-month we name the winners. Be loud. Be depraved. We’re watching.