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It is a huge honor to let everyone know that the glorious pinnacle of video game development, Electronic Arts, has decided to buy our project out to take it to the next level!Their ideas will provide a big boost to the game and will enhance the user experience - here is what is planned:- Always online single player experience for total immersion

- Personal direct automatic sharing of your game experience to your most populated social media account - Randomized lootboxes with microtransactions for each explicit scene- In-game store separate from the lootboxes that contains 23 different in-game currencies used to purchase a variety of in-game items- Lots of AI, at least twenty times more AI integration than current- Fans will rejoice as the aliens color is changing from blue to orange- OnlyFans Integration- Optimized, robust game engine requiring only a 500 gb download- Lifetime achievement tracking so you will never forget the pride and accomplishment you experienced playing this game- Signing into the game now requires driver's license, facial recognition, and your social security numberWe are excited for this new chapter to unfold and hope you all are prepared for the next stage of this journey!

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Abeardeen

When the April fools post is a soft launch for a dronification off shoot

Zanair

Yeah, even as an April Fools joke this isn’t funny. EA has a habit of crushing games like this and you would never see the light of day again.

De ulsh

Wow if it wasn't April 1st I'd say that's the worst decision ever

Battlizer

OF integration is a very funny thought. Mind you OF would never live it down, now if you'd said bad dragon it might have been believeable

West0fTheM00n

As an illegal immigrant in El Slavador without documents, can I still play the game? I was deported from the United States because I ordered extra salsa with my Crunchwrap.

Dyamonde

"Lots of AI, at least twenty times more AI integration than current" ... unless i missed anything, current AI Integration is zero. Zero times twenty...is still Zero :p

Sm0keyPanda

Don't forget the $90 base edition, $110 Super Edition, and the $240 Super Mega Ultra Deluxe Edition! Now with buttons to skip all challenge and instantly win the game!

Arashi

Well, you aren't requiring bank account and bank routing numbers so everything's still on middle tier of EA.

Andrew Kutis

I keep forgetting today is April 1st. The near heart attack I felt seeing this post could've killed a bear.

Argamenta

I didn't check my computer at all yesterday and this is the first thing I see when I power it up