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I had Stefan Heck from Blocked Party and The Go Off Kings on to guest host the show with me and Chris came in for most of the show to tell the story of his baby being born (the baby is a sweetie) and then we read a Pastafarian testimonial, found out a bit about deep vaginas and, a lawnmower fight and some Yelp guys, Me and Stefan also looked at the Chive when Chris had to leave

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Murder X Bryan

Yeah, I thought it was Friday and panicked thinking I put the wrong date on the “schedule post” thing

Swaggypeepaw

All I can say to this? Heck yeah

Skip scrambler

Dad Chris is flubbing with “my birth” I started to should flub after that

Andy

Okay, the April 1st holiday is the first one that kind of hits.

ResilientBastard

Grizzled obstetric surgeons don’t even know *real* rock and roll anymore. Give me some CCR with my C-Section or just forget it.

The Writers Room

‘I started to should flub’???? Brother the flub is coming from inside the house!!!!

Ross McWilliams

Stefan sounds like an enabler to Bryan's spending habits.

Calvin

Man that light up thumb must be so cool

Calvin

If your surgeon plays korn, you are in trouble

Nash-to-mouth

Hey Chris, you said that your penis was so good, and it made the baby come out, and then the baby didn’t come out … So, maybe your penis is bad?

Nash-to-mouth

The degenerates who host this show have taken so much weed that they think Kentucky bluegrass is one too. Flub. Flub. Flub. Flub.

RG13

“My bride likes doggy … have a nice day” - I’ll be cracking up about this for a while.

chortle heartily

sex guys want women to have a dick-measuring analog so badly that they innovated cunt plumbing

jake noble

Toddlers are so funny

Jean Greagor

Newborns come out looking like a xenomorph, like a mini version of the scenes in the first Alien when it’s a guy in a suit, and no class I took prepared me for that.

Justin Comer

did you say Todd Glass? that's a big get

Jacob

Congrats Chris!!!!!

Boot Scoots Riley

If anyone hurts this kid I'm gonna kill them as a first thought is such a nu metal dad move

Lucas

GOT HIS ASS

PopeSuburbanII

As soon as Chris said "Bryan are you kidding me?" I knew the thumb was out

Jerimiah

Congrats on the baby, Chris. Welcome to the greatest club in the world: fatherhood.

meta

Please have your wife on for a wholesome wife guys episode

Pög

As a lawn guy (by trade) I really appreciate the Toro talk 🙏 but I think you guys should know that Kentucky Bluegrass is a type of grass not a weed.

tony

Chris thanks for feeling comfortable to share on the pod the story of your son being born. I think about you describing that renowned grizzled surgeon strutting in the OR all cool a lot and it always makes me smile. Really good story