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I’m wearing the short shorts, lookin’ handsome

I am pretty sure that my daughter is streaming with me and Chris this week if everything works, 8:00pm Twitch.tv/murderxbryan

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Jackie

Your place is nice! And shorts too

Jake Lewis

could be shorter king

Tom's Trips Official

Frantically searching the background of the photo for pineapples

Ben

That's the ideal shorts length imo

Connor

Sick shirt too!

sibir

That's washup

Domye

The Moody Blues guy died, how long until Mancow claims to be his last conversation?

Thor

Not short enough.

AR

5" is perfect short length

paste

Do they pass the fingertip test?

DagoRed

5 inchers 4Life

erin

really thought those things would be shorter

Tom T

I like your shirt, and this is coming from a semi hype beast guy

Chris

We want the whole tostada, man

John OBrien

Gotta get em down to the 3 inchers

Comrade Quaid

Jesus Christ, I think I’m a Murder Brian “Guy”. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Joshua Berger

Those aren’t even short, you coward

GC1931

Too long

Pög

Perfect fit! This calls for a round of Jell-O shots!

Bone Dirt

Not short enough tbh

Jacob

Those aren’t 5 inches. I’m pretty sure I know what 5 inches looks like.

'Bortion Scott Card

The little dance you do when the sign on the playroom says "no single guys"

Bud Hull

This is sooo random that it reminds me of my personal hero, perhaps you’ve heard of him his name is Mr. Bill Murray

Gabbie

These are longs

Darrell Chasse

Bustin' some moves like you're at the Hedonism silent disco!

Domye

I haven’t heard of him, did you mean Bill Murphy?

Dr. Cornwater

yeah Bryan has good legs he wasn't lying

Lachlan Martin

Someone get this man some 5 inch Lululemons, then he can really get the yams out

Alton D.

the ladies like to see some knee

Mats Jonathan Siekmann

I imagine that you use the AirPod pocket to carry your chive coins around on your walks

Max Beta

I can see how a Kevin Smith Patreon subscriber would consider those short shorts.

Lucas

Your cable guys shows up like this wwyd?

Mike Payne

Talk about south pork

JBS

Make an onlyfans pls

Dan Duffey

Wow stairs way to show off, rich guy