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Guys + is back! Chris told a story that could never happen to me but that's just because I am a careful genius. Then we looked at the pastafarian holidays and a beautiful wedding between two pastafarians. Then some guitar guys and grill guys were mad at their pain in the ass wives. Some nasty Chive guys, Randymon, and Mancow reviews!

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Lee Wright

Magic Spoon-heads we’re up!

Jackie

Please @ me with those Sydney Sweeney GIFs

JKL

Bryan has a MAJOR flub in the Classic Rock Guys 2 episode: Queensryche’s “Silent Lucidity” is NOT from “Operation: Mindcrime!” It’s from “Empire.” SMH I agree though, Queensryche will not and should not ever be inducted into the RRHOF. Also, I did definitely remember that Hamburger Helper line from NatLamp’s Summer Vacation.

Patrick!

Was listening to the 1st episode of the P.O.D Kast and my jaw dropped when bryan said he and his wife used to put pictures of people they were attracted to (Fred Durst) up in their bedroom. Was this happening at the same time as the orgy parties?

Rivka Maree

Completely lost my shit at Gene parmesen

JKL

Some of those episodes hold important nuggets of lore, including the newest one where Bryan describes the trailer he and his wife and a bunch of others lived in in their early days!

Victor

I went for a walk in the park and during the Sydney Sweeney segment a woman jogged past me in a "Keep Calm and Chive On" t-shirt. Nearly had a heart attack

Jon

Attractive Women Contrarians are my favorite type of psuedo-guy online. I will admit she is pwett-y cute. But iii have checked hwer Twittah pwofile and I will say she is a bit two uppity for mye tastes. Won could say that such bweauties are not particuwary ware, and this gentleman pwefers not two put alllll of his eggs in won basket.

LANCE UPPERCUT

Im working on a roof today dying of laughter at Chris getting so frustrated at Bryan calling him a nuisance

Larry Byndon

Spray/ spay; classic [sic] flub from Chris. "Well well well, how the turn tables" - Prison Mike

Larry Byndon

It's perfect that they already say "bewbs"

Ben_Grimm_13

One thing I learned from watching half of "I, Pastafari" is that none of those guys seem to be having any fun. Very faint praise, at least the chive dudes think their dumb shit is funny

BIG BONEZ MALONE

Chris being a bit of a cunt at the beginning of the episode

Christopher Eggert

I will never understand review guys. Not to mention why a dude who “eats with the finest chefs around the world” reviews a freaking Taco Johns.

Corndog Millionaire

I saw magic spoon at Publix today and I’m so pissed I noticed

Calvin joiner

Magic spoon is legit so fucking disgusting. I got some while was traveling for work it would be nice even though it was $10. Shit tasted like sawdust I threw it away and I'm not want to waste money type two diabetes then magic spoon ever again

daniel

his story wasnt even good. just bitching about feeling like bryan

Heath Gardner

ya flubbed the title on this one, it is unfortunately 2024

Jacob (In Dripping Letters)

"She has the personality of a Chivette" might be the single worst thing said about a woman in the the history of the world.

GC1931

I ate at Taco John’s a lot growing up in Montana. My favorite item on the menu was the potato olés.

LANCE UPPERCUT

Honestly my favorite Guys moments is when Chris gets mad/annoyed at Bryan

Patrick!

Hahaa I went back to find it, it's like 15 minutes in to the 1st ep - "She had Fred Durst on the wall, I had Christina Ricci on the wall."

Big Paul of Philly

I fr just stopped at a loves in Michigan City, IN & saw a Taco John’s for the first time ever. Never heard of it until today, & then I see your comment 🤯

GumnutOfficial

You know the pastafarians are wrong and never getting into the giant titties and beer volcano in the sky when they have such a massive oversight as putting "fish day" on the eleventh. Everyone knows what day of the month "fish day" falls on and it DAMN sure ain't the eleventh!

Jillian

There is a Taco John's in Athens (across the river from campus) if you want to try the finest dining just like mancow

Bill

Be sure to use code "WASSHUP" for 10% and free shipping on your first order of Magic Spoon cereal!

Sheep

"Slim dowm my connection"

BJ

The crackup over Gene parmesean is one of the best guys+ moments

Laurent Kasole

Hopefully someone can help me. As a Patreon how do I join the discord ?

HuffingGasInTheShed

Brian posted a link on 12/15, search the posts for discord, the picture is a tuna fish label

Parochial Nimrod

You gotta look into this. Bryan says there were loads of people in his bedroom all the time

Domye

Hearing the origin story of Bryan’s weird fetish with always wearing shoes was great, I don’t know if I’d be brave enough to walk into my partner’s workplace barefoot needing help

Dan Gilbert

Even knowing that moment was coming it still got me as hard as it did Chris

BIG BONEZ MALONE

no worries friend! i’ve already removed my self!

David Cholewa

I remember the hamburger helper line, but I’m what you might call, an old guy.

Justin Comer

I hate to agree with Mancow about the good old days at Taco John's.

Spoonhead

My old loser ass knew the hamburger helper quote

Pissmaster General

Seattle is so blessed with so many good local movie theaters.

Mickey Flykick

The younger rockabilly guys are cool with weed but it is mostly drinking.

Sydney Hinds

Chris pretending not to know who Sydney Sweeney is, classic

Beckett

Did yall happen to record a video of this? I didn’t see it on here; I got about 47 minutes in and wanted to switch to video. Also, video or not, I’d add this one to the New Subscriber Catch-Up