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Well hello, it is another Friday another Guys+

We looked at some lawn guys, talked about the smelly house I grew up in, a cool bourbon tour owner and the MCU. We ended with a loss prevention war story video.

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First and guy

Shortshine

After the last stream, now I want the Guys+ theme to include a sample of Michael Noland saying "Tonight, I'm gonna take this moron's own words, and nail his ass"

Grant M

Not that it matters, but I think only John Cleese has turned right-wing and the other surviving members of Monty Python are okay.

David Browm

Father of a toddler checking in. Don't have a ton of time to see movies. Absolutely check runtimes for every movie I see

dadjokefan

Queeber what is MERSHENT privilege??? 1:46:24 FLUB FLUB FLUB. Gris you gotta call that shit out

Robert Armstrong

Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam! EDIT: To Chris' point, though, the Spam sketch isn't top tier. That is reserved for "How Not to be Seen, "The Funniest Joke in the World," "Confuse a Cat," etc.

ChigBungus

I desperately need a Merchant’s Privilege hoodie next merch drop

Jackie

Justice for Coffee

Dolph Johngren

I'm in Nebraska, Shopko was a department store like Walmart and Target

Jon

Shopko is a knock-off walmart from Wisconsin

Osborne MOCs

I used to work loss prevention for Target and for how crazy these guys describe the job their stories are so stupid. I had what I consider a pretty typical LP "career" and I have easily a dozen more interesting stories than that guy. Never heard many people who thought Kohl's was the place to work, though, everyone wanted to come to Target. Something I don't remember if you covered in the original episode was that even as boring as these guys make these stories sound, the one interesting thing about them, the fighting, is 100% exaggerated. Most retailers don't allow you to touch shoplifters, and even those that do have strict rules about what you're allowed to do. Certainly not throw punches or do anything that could actually hurt them. They're almost certainly making that up, I think.

Mickey Flykick

Upper class Twit of the Year deserves an honourable mention

Mawusi

Kofi!

J

Bryan- Newfoundland is pronounced newfin-LAND. Please respect our beloved disgusting dogs

Christopher Eggert

I imagine the loss prevention guy is going to these locations to relive his glory days. Genuinely these were the best moments of his life.

Bleysuffr

I went to a swingers club as a single lady at 19 and I can confirm you are treated like a celeb and people follow you around

Murder X Bryan

I will make it part of my routine. Sorry about that

Collin mcneil

I'm the clueless guy with infinite spare time accidentally stumbling into movies

Tate Adams

Love when Chris thinks of a joke after the moment has past and Bryan always no sells it. Thanks for bringing loss prevention guys back Chris

Andrew Caudill

Someone let Bryan know they're coming out with a new Ninja Creami with a soft serve function, he definitely needs that

Beckett

Intro looks rad

ahb

Gris was in the REAL violence gang. He was worse!