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Patron's Choice for the Next Run of Guys (Patreon)

Published:
2025-01-10 23:23:22
Imported:
2026-06

Poll

Patron's Choice for the Next Run of Guys

  • Bodybuilding Guys 794
  • Camping Guys 277
  • Psychedelic Guys 518
  • Coffee Guys 870
  • 2025-01-10
  • 2459 votes
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Content

We still have a few episodes left on the run we are on such as:

Hiking Guys with Libby Watson

Big Lebowski Guys with Gavin Matts

Genealogy Guys with Dave Anthony

Rat Pack Guys with Hayes Davenport

Then we start a new run:

Smart Guys

Army Guys

Soccer Guys

Tool Guys (Band)

Tool Guys (hammers and stuff)

Auction Guys

MMA Guys

This poll will choose the last episode in this run! 

Comments

Caleb Goding

Let's hear about those good ol gym guys

Naomi

hoping bodybuilding guys means guys on bodybuilding forum

Jordan

Parlay Dave’s episode to get Gareth!

diegbro

You could have my friend Jim Geis on (pronounced gym guys)

gav

a lot of bodybuilding guys are absolute insane freaks

Professor Idiot

I used to be a barista and boy oh boy do I hate coffee guys!

Elspeth Hunt

Hype for all of these, casting my vote for bodybuilding guys! You should do one on train guys also

Alejandro Venecia

Bodybuilding forums will make for such amazing comments 🤣

Tariq

i’m a coffee guy and need y’all’s take on the GOAT james hoffman

J Wick

I hope you get Felix on for MMA or bodybuilding guys. Also, I would make sure to ONLY do U.S. Army for Army Guys - you can do an entire different episode on Marines, they're even more insane

TheWhiteHotep

I’d love to see an Uppers Guys episode about the crack/meth/amphetamine guys out there. R/methwithoutcommunism is a good example of this.

Miles de Klerk

Please god let it be bodybuilder guys

Mackenzie Broadhurst

Guy Montgomery and/or Tim Batt from The Worst Idea of All Time for coffee guys would be a dream (I know yall probably aren’t professionally connected but I can fantasize lol)

Aaron D

Tool guys and tool guys is me in 2005. Gonna have to face judgement on those two

beatlesguy69

Please have Felix back for MMA guys!

Caleb Sandblom

Please please please read the days of the week forum argument for body building guys

Jryce Bohnson

Bodybuilders are def the most unhinged on this list

Michael Coutts

What would "psychedelic guys" entail? Music? Drugs?

Tommy

Grammar flub first line

Will Young

Maybe that's why coffee is doing so well in the poll, a lot of ex-and-current baristas in this listenership

Agent 25

Coffee Guys are like if Bourbon Guys and Grill Guys fucked

Ian H. B.

Soccer guys!!! Make Gris answer for being a united fan

Christopher Eggert

Oh no, Tool band guys is going to be my closest to home episode to this point. I can only imagine the insufferable people they will uncover.

Osborne MOCs

Facebook pages like "US Army WTF Moments" and "Dysfunctional Veterans" and others are probably better resources than Reddit, if they're still around, but I can't imagine how insane they are now.

Larry Byndon

Bodybuilding guys with Ryan Stanger!

T

I'm interested in all of these, but my vote went to coffee guys because I want to know what their Pappy is

Jay Bradley

If you do bodybuilding guys, reading the bodybuilding.com thread where they can't decide how many days are in a week is a must.

klondike five

Having both kinds of Tool guy is *chef's kiss* Also, please call the ep "Footie Guys"

Tech Talk

Smdh no one knows that camping guys are guaranteed the worst and craziest of all of these

Jay S.

people that won't shut up about coffee are top tier annoying guys imo

Tyler

It's the coffee beans that come from a goat shitting them out

Tom T

Tool Guys (post their junk online) with Mike Hale

Jcbsides

There's a guy who does coffee content on youtube that I watch sometimes. I don't know why I watch it because I'm not a real head like that, but he'll test out like a $20k espresso maker that looks like a microscope. I guess it's just cool because I'm never buying that.

T

There would definitley be swinging campers too

Matty C

Fuck you beat me to it. You could have a whole series just doing misc threads

Matty C

25% of them are repost machines being monetized, 25% of them are rage bait being monetized, the other 50% are just QAnon/anti-woke shit

Osborne MOCs

Sounds about right, haven't checked on them since before covid but they were already trending that way then

Tech Talk

Ohh yeah — and psychedelic campers!

DagoRed

Dear god not coffee guys we downvoted them last time for good reason they’re fuckjng boring pedants

DagoRed

Yeah but we all are fucking BORING

CY

very excited for footie guys, has anyone bought the caps yet

Ethan Dole

As a longtime coffee nerd who’s become jaded with the community in the last 8 years, I’d love to see y’all tear apart the chodes

Nick

Coffee guys just so we can see how mad people get about James Hoffman

Kasper Shaddox

I need to see how obnoxious coffee guys can get in begging

Big Bird

I’m already more pissed about this election than the one in November

jordan

These are all great choices but I think camping guys might be drier than you expect. Bushcraft guys might be good and stay on that theme though.

Garrett Richey

Bodybuilding guys need two episodes: “natural” and Juiced

Caligulette

Oh man Tool guys - finally found which kinda guy I am! I hope that one makes it into the run, it’ll be super fun because Tool fans hate other Tool fans and the band hates them all.

Neil Harris

Jacked-up truck guys some time plz

Egg B

Plz get Mike Prysner for Army Guys

The Writers Room

We recorded the episode already and I’m afraid to say you were wrong.

Leelu Baloo

Dream guest would be Ryan Stanger (of Action Boyz and Dumbbells for this).

Max Beta

I picture every coffee guy is pretty much like that Jordan Schlansky guy from Conan

Max Beta

Outdoor guys are underrated terrible/nuts. UTV guys must be incredibly annoying.

'Bortion Scott Card

Jamie Loftus would be an incomparable guest for Smart Guys

daniel

Coffee snobs would be great

Beef

I like the idea of bodybuilders cuz it's going to be a lot of jargon and pictures of gear heads insisting they aren't on gear

GOOBER

Please do Engineering Disaster guys

jordan

In that case I'm very excited for that episode

terminal_cool

id like to suggest "drone guys" and "ai guys". maybe collapsed into one "techbro guy"

terminal_cool

"welcome to guys, a podcast about engineering disaster guys. with slides."

terminal_cool

TOOL guys (but it's about the Maynard James Keenan expanded universe, including his vineyard and segues into rock star coffee snob guys via Dave Mustaine)

terminal_cool

.... which then opens a portal to Sammy Hagar guys and Guys' Fieri

T C

I didn't even have to see the other options- couldn't have clicked bodybuilding guys faster... One step closer to my dream of the boys covering Marathon Guys

Conor Walsh

So hyped for MMA guys - Praying it is with the big man Patrick Whyman, Ben Fowlkes, Chad Dundas or Felix

Nick S

There are coffee guys and there are espresso guys and they are not the same guys.

Elise R Martin

gotta vote for coffee guys. my dad is one

Ohforsure

Some of it might be covered by the hiking episode if they talk about backpacking/ultralight guys

readyforthehouse

Yung Chomsky would be good for bodybuilding guys

Eva Sativa

i am a veteran of the 3rd wave coffee wars, i love to hate coffee geeks so much. also insanely excited for the hayes man :D

LPO Crane Jefferson

Everybody check out JackPGM on YT for great bodybuilding meme edits

Mawusi

Seconding Marathon Guys or even better - Ultrarunning Guys

Jacob (In Dripping Letters)

As a runner deeply entrenched in the culture (frequent races, part of a club, organized and directed several races), running/marathon guys have so, so much worthy material for the show.

Michael Coutts

I'm excited for the far future episode of,"Guys guys". Where you make fun of all of us for these polls

GOOBER

Coffee guys will be so full of Australian comment sections I can't wait

T

My grandpa is a genealogy guy. He takes long roadtrips just to cemeteries and has written a book just about me and my siblings ancestry

Andrew Dunn

Bodybuilding guys, they litchrally have eating disorders

Beckett

Since you mentioned Army Guys, please add these to the spreadsheet: - Nuclear Guys (like power plants) - Submarine Guys - EMT Guys

Jim

Tool Guys (Band) is going to fucking hurt, I can already tell

Ryan Corjulo

I’m a coffee go so my vote fired off that way

greasefan666

camping guys tent reviews would go off

jake noble

Dave Anthony is literally the perfect guest for genealogy guys imo

Zachary Beets

Yeah my dad did exactly the same

Ethan Dole

We also need a “Denim” guys episode. I know Brian owns at least one pair of selvedge denim.

Ethan Dole

“Ay mate, my flat white is too hot!”

Ethan Dole

Well, there are a lot of similarities. Especially with the obscene amount of drippers on the market now.

Jacob Nadel

Gotta get Felix for MMA guys

GOOBER

"This isn't a long mac topped up cunt."

GOOBER

Nuclear submarine guys next

LAKE R▲DIO

You guys got the Hayes Man!? Excited to listen to that

Andre Eldred

Please do psychedelic guys too I need more Brian lsd stories

Tate Adams

psychedelic guys or bust

ceeg

I found Jan Wenner's memoir in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart and I had nowhere to share this amazing fall from grace except here

World's Least Interesting Man

Coffee guys! also tell Chris that Dennis Prager broke his neck slipping in the shower and it's not public info yet. I only know via a psycho that a family member (who has meet Prager and Gorka in person) making care packages for him.

Scott

A watch guys episode would rule

nflonineO

We need a chili guys ep

DB

Dropshipping guys would be a good candidate for some of the most evil guys you've ever looked at.

Matty C

WHERE. IS. ARMY GUYS?!?!