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Hello folks! Chris and I are back listening to the fartologist answer some questions (no farts) then we checked in with The Chive and also Mike Zeroh!

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Victor

When I was 11 I saw Weird Al live on the Poodle Hat tour and while I was waiting in line to get in a guy came up to me and my friend and asked us to sign a petition to get Weird Al in the Rock Hall. I immediately responded "Weird Al shouldn't be in the Hall of Fame, he's a parody artist and doesn't count"

pk-sebben

Sound Mike Gordon

ResilientBastard

Phish is really comedic rock and roll; and idk if you guys know, he doesn’t really talk about it much but Chris used to be a touring level standup it’s true, so he probably knows what he’s talking about when it comes to laughs, I’m just saying.

B

Hey Chris, is the grocery store that you totally didn't fart at the same one where Bryan took a massive dump when he was in Canada?

Blank

Bryan nice Biggie reference

Evan kelly

Fart guys is my least favorite thing that ever happened to this pod it just makes my skin crawl. Makes cumming on feet feel like a walk in the park

archipelago_go

it really tickles me to hear Bryan say Pokémon in the most dad way possible

Leem

Icked out by the fart stuff but also finding the riffs too funny to stop listening

Austin Childres

I have an identical post-nut cleanup solution

tony

You can contact Pastor Farian who runs pastafariancolander.com at pastorfarian@pastorfarian.dk to ask about happy birthday Michael Piotrowicz

Neil Muck

I fucking hate Mike Zeroh

B

Y'all owe those employees some Febreze

tony

I think the holiday is for a real person who’s just a normal guy who might have been an early pastafarian or something. Only thing I can find is a post on LinkedIn that was made around 2/22 saying happy birthday Michael piotrowicz There’s a LinkedIn post made by century 21 right time real estate inc in kitchener Ontario saying happy birthday Michael piotriwicz. You can paste the link to that post into a website that tells you when it was posted (there’s a bunch just google it) and it says it was posted on February 25, 2023. Not on the actual day of the holiday (2/22) but they could’ve just posted it late.

Spencer Mashburn

Ryan Reynolds gotta be the worst guy I know. I feel for ya Chris, but it’s a shame seeing you become a Ryan Reynolds sympathizer just like Bryan

tony

Maybe the origin of this holiday and a lot of other pastafarian history happened on 2000s internet on some forums that just dont exist online anymore

jake noble

I'm so glad the fartologist bleeped himself. I know the last thing he wants is anything rude or crass on his channel

Don Lasagna

I like how the fart guy seems into audio production do you think he would want to do a techno album with me

safetyconesavior

Requested more toastmasters last week Chris's video of the week is toastmasters Chris fans always winning

The Writers Room

I listen to the people and give them what they want!

Jacob (In Dripping Letters)

I fucking love when you can tell a dumb guy was tabbing over to a thesaurus every few words while writing something. Chris S. most certainly did this.

billy (NEAS Top 0.1%)

In high school I knew a guy who kept his ringer on and purposefully delayed answering for a second or two so everyone around could hear it. The ringtone was Quagmire saying “giggity giggity giggity” and if he was in an active text conversation you would hear it hundreds of times.

Trew Dhiel

I hate that Bryan usually transforms himself into whatever guy they cover. But Chris decided to be turned into a fart guy after fart guys. You fart in public in front of an old man you’re officially a fart guy. Chris is a fart guy and it’s SICK!

Trew Dhiel

Can’t even keep the bit going. He sucks. Can’t even joke about the anti trans shit. Fuck that guy.

BJ

Stamping my feet angry about mike zeroh

Skulk Hogan

Only in Alabama, where it's church clothing. What the fuck? Lol

Mickey Flykick

Getting charged $500 at the lifestyle club as soon as they spot my Vote for Pedro t-shirt

Layton ONeil

Mike Zeroh is definitely writing his scripts with ChatGPT

digboofus

The Fartologist said "fucked off" instead of "pissed off" because he's a polite British guy and then he bleeped it out because he's a polite British guy

Graham

Bryan, Phish is playing Columbus on July 9th this summer.

grant brown

Is Bryan’s accent an Ohio accent?

John Barrett

Wobbly flub. Industrial Workers of the World.

chichi

Mike Zero makes me the most angry at someone speaking and I spent 4 years listening to podcasts tracking far right movements that regularly played clips of chuds praticing phrenology. Only content I actively despise listening to. Idk why compulsive liers irritate me more than virulant racists.

KOF

The Michael P. holiday is their best bit.