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Guys+ 3/14/2025 With Tom Sexton (audio) (Patreon)

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2025-03-14 12:00:11
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2026-06
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We brought our buddy Tom on to talk about Lotto winners, viagra, me getting caught whacking off when i was 13 and more yelp posts by chris's worst enemy

Comments

gav

Amazing to see the cultural differences of kentucky and ohio. Sack tap was the rage in KY

ckoehler31

I used to work for Edward rose apartments until I got in a fight with my manager

JKL

“Cooze” hasn’t made its way up to NY yet!

Redwing Farm

Bryan will say the most outlandish unique life experience that follows no convention logic and immediate follow it up with “you know what I mean?”

hot take time machine

Bryan reads Mancow's "clang clang clang go the dishes" to the same tune as The Greaseman's "slap slap slap on the doodads"

walkingwalking

pervert of the day drop on the air bnb guy got me good

Victor

Bryan was jerking it to the scene where Dan comes home and sees Roseanne washing her ass in the sink, but it's actually Roseanne's twin sister

Joe S.

How do we know Chris wasn't lying when he recited all those digits of pi

Ian H. B.

Yeah that was definitely no accident

Ian H. B.

Chris S's reviews are un fucking believable. It's already annoying to use that kind of complexity in your language, but oh my god so much of it is not even correct

Mickey Flykick

We called em Sack Whacks and it was a constant hazard in high school

Andy

I grew up about an hour west of Bryan in Ohio a handful of years behind him. Sack tapping was huge for us. I actually got hit with a marimba mallet in the band room in like 2004 and I'm fairly certain it did some minor permanent damage.

Mickey Flykick

At 44 minutes did Bryan do a Bryan impression?

BJ

Soundboard has never been better

Blank

When I heard “clang clang clang went the dishes” my mind went to “tap tap tap on the doo dah” and I blame you Bryan

swanathan

I've come full circle on the performative drug use, it's funny now

dog on the roof

If someone asks me what I would do if I won the lottery on a date I'm out. They're probing for intel. Don't date someone who even knows you play the lottery.

Mickey Flykick

I’ve been relistening to the back catalogue and I’d love Bryan to bring back some of the Table Topics for upcoming Guys+

HowieDaniels

Fun fact. The Rosanne house is in... Evansville, Indiana, home of the most lubricated bowling lanes in the country.

Shayne

I might check out Jegs. Iv been looking for a car adio bodio place

Merch Crick's Privilege

People who try to dunk on white lotus are always hilariously grasping at straws. "Man yall just live for the drama in people's lives. No plot, just eavesdropping on rich people problems". Like yeah man. You've described people who are invested in literally every piece of drama in recorded history. From Shakespeare to Dallas to righteous gemstones. Nail us to the cross

hamburglar

Oh my god I used to buy weed at the Villages apartments, my highschool was down the road. It was known as the trashy apartments but also this is suburban hell so just renting instead of owning was considered a humiliation

Jordan

We fuck to Ween

Leem

The owner near Bryan is a trans guy who can’t afford to change the sign

Dylan Dutch

Every Time I Die was a hardcore staple forever until their singer left during covid