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This week on Guys+ we decided to kill the pastafarian holidays since they are the same every year and checked in on the Lottery Guys, a couple of casino reviews. My skincare regimen, a sales guy, chive guy and a new kind of sex toy!

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3SOC

We need Bryan in crop tops and capris ASAP

Egg B

If you ever wanna do guys for the girlies, you should do skincare

Skip scrambler

I just started this as I do laundry…I had to sit down I was laughing so hard at Brian getting roasted for the whole formula business.

RvckMetal5Chic

WHATS THE BOTTOM LINE!? Is Noland buying a car?

Swaggypeepaw

All holidays repeat every year, this is disrespectful to the pastafarian cannon

Yulia

Been wearing santal 33 for years and just had a minor panic attack with it now on Bryan’s radar

T

A warning for people who aren't Chris: sleeping in the same bed as a baby is called "cosleeping" and is considered dangerous now, so look it up before doing it. It's really mainly supposed to be dangerous if the parents are obese and/or alcoholics, so this PSA isn't for Chris or people like Chris. An obese alcoholic can roll over onto a baby and not notice. There are lots of great things about cosleeping, and I did it as a baby, but it's not worth it if you're an obese alcoholic.

Murder X Bryan

Yeah I don't think people will do it because they heard that I did, but I agree. It is not safe for everyone under all circumstances, and everyone should do a lot of thoughtful research before making a decision like that.

adrian salazar

Y’all don’t luxuriate in the shower!? Four minutes is absurd! Is this where that whole white people don’t wash their legs thing comes from!?

Aaron Harrison

I went to college with Joe Barlow! He's a nice guy. We're Facebook friends and he is always interviewing people for the chive lol.

daniel

Half white and yes

Mickey Flykick

I cannot express enough how much I love the lottery guys. They have more spells and rituals than the psychic guys

Big Bird

Bryan, I love you, but hearing that you dissuaded your partner from breastfeeding so she wouldn’t be a buzzkill is by far the worst thing I’ve heard you do. I mean you of all people should have appreciated the importance of sucking on a titty!

Shayne

The car sales guy sounds identical to Micheal Noland to me

Rex Tillerson

I’d like Chris to formally apologize for accusing Mr. Ray and his scene partner of being in different rooms while filming their skit. These are working members of the Screen Actors Guild and deserve a little more respect

Alex f_c

God damn car guy sounds exactly like Master Billy Quizboy from Venture Brothers.

Corndog Millionaire

You’re telling me David the Shark has gone off the deep end??

ffffffff

you should replace pastafarian holidays with mike zeroh updates, everyone will hate that (and i would love it)

Patchuey

I miss when Bryan was afraid to talk about sex.

nick kirby

1 shot, two cups please

Matty C

What have you done to us