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Guys+ 5/9/2025 (audio) (Patreon)

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2025-05-09 12:00:10
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2026-06
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It's time for one of those classic 2 hour episodes of Guys. We took a look at some karate guys and then I told Chris about Karate Mike, a very effective liar. Some really wild rants about energy drinks and crying at movies. A review of the Balldo, and some wild reviews of sex dolls

Comments

raprock_obarna

honestly getting Rachel Zegler might be attainable. she’s friendly with the Blank Check guys, which is still probably too many degrees of separation tbh. but she’s within friend of a friend of a friend range which is closer than most celebrities.

Marcus Wrightus

Open your mouth and EAT YOUR CUM in the middle of the night, of course, Bryan

T

They shouldn't platform her after her insane outburst, which is considered to be the worst in history, at Gal Gadot. Bryan and Chris would spark record backlash.

Tom T

Trump was just saying how sex guys need to be okay with just 1 sex doll. They don't need 10

Connor McKenna

Every episode having the tag "Sex guys" is starting to become unneeded. Its always safe to assume Bryan is talking about his people always.

safetyconesavior

I for one want to start hearing Mike Zerohs side

Ian H. B.

Oh man. More energy drink guys please

RemyBlovko

More B in V action please.

Jack Bils

I’ve had 1 star gasms :(

Mickey Flykick

Love the idea of a sensei unleashing his eleven year old students as his muscle.

Blank

“No no this is a cleaning run” lmao 💀

Blank

Also ngl what gris said about being attracted to Arielle was actually extremely sweet, I hope for that with a long-term partner

safetyconesavior

It's striking. Definitely striking. It's striking guys. For sure striking.

Xtian

Fleet foxes rips imo

Joey

Bryan saying the cologne “smells so good on me” instead of just saying it “smells so good”… it’s demented

ffffffff

so, not to defend the balldo but your nuts do tighten up when you have a hardon, so the floppy balls problem wouldn't be a thing in the way you might think

clcwns

Movie recommendation for all this karate talk you gotta watch Jesse Eisenbergs the art of self defense from 2019

sean e

Every week Bryan reveals something even more concerning than last week about his financial habits, but I will keep giving him money because of how charming he is 😁

T bird

Ghris do you like Terry Riley

tony

It seems like Bryan still has the short term budget mindset of an addict. Like instead of spending all his money on pills now he spends it all on candy and toys

Eliot Gardner

Not really, scents take on a different character based on who is wearing them. Everyone has their own unique smell, and colognes and perfumes interact with that smell in a complex way

Joey

no

Collin mcneil

I’ve always found the idea of a guy trying to secretly dispose of a 150lb sex doll very funny

kiran

I love every mention of porno shawn