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Patrons Choice Poll!!!! (Patreon)

Published:
2023-08-16 16:33:00
Imported:
2026-06

Poll

Patrons Choice Poll!!!!

  • Croquet Guys 40
  • Rockabilly Guys 433
  • Garage Guys 121
  • Model Train Guys 306
  • 2023-08-16
  • —2023-08-21
  • 900 votes
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Content

You wanted Kevin Smith Guys and we recorded Kevin Smith Guys (releases 9/12) so that means it is time for you all to pick the episode for the next run of Guys. These are the 4 I picked and I didn't let you pick a guy's fans this time because the first two were South Park Guys and Kevin Smith Guys and now I am being a pain in the ass.

So put on your politician hat and convince everyone to pick the one you want.

Gwen is better and out of the hospital and I appreciate all of the well wishes! 

Comments

Bruno Drundridge

Gotta be Rockabilly guys. The ex-girlfriend stories alone are going to be incredible.

diegbro

rockabilly is probably a GOLDMINE

bort

ready to put on my zoot suit and learn about rockabilly guys

Marty

Met some rockabillies at hedonism 2, great folks

Dan Gilbert

Community is being too nice with this one.

arcadefriar

it’s gotta be model train guys, tbh it could either be a very nice community or have the weirdest drama you’ve ever heard and there’s no in between

Zwoozy

Model Train Guys have a long history, but to be hardcore rockabilly guy in 2023 takes some real "ignore all trends" energy.

Brian Hastie

If it ends up being model train guys, I have the perfect guy for the episode. He took his model train love to a whole new level a few months ago and ran for public office (https://www.instagram.com/p/CsugYc8LZy8/) and inevitably lost, all the while wearing a conductor's uniform (stolen train conductor valor).

daniel

oof! as a model train guy myself, i feel like we are the nerds of the nerds. such a low hanging fruit to pick from. oh well. i do deserve it. croquet guys is just too bonkers of a guy.

Brinton Hester

I was torn between garage, rockabilly, and model train guys

Andy Yaworsky

Rockabilly guys is the way to go. You could arguably just change it to "Social Distortion" or "psychobilly" guys and have more than enough content, TBH.

Samantha

I can't imagine what a croquet guy is like and I'd love to find out

JN

I was raised by a model train guy and still do model things (not trains). AMA

Brad Steen

There are several model train stores in Columbus and I think Bryan will become a model train guy after that episode

Meatwad Cosby

Gotta get Minion Death Cult on for some Rockabilly Guys

RvckMetal5Chic

Will Steampunks come up in model train guys?

bryan

rockabilly guys in the 2020s have to be absolutely insane

Connor

I've got a certified Garage Guy that lives on my block, but had to go with Rockabilly...

Neil Harris

Neil Young is the ultimate model train guy

Zwoozy

Zoot suit would be "Swing Dance Guys", which I am only pointing out because we need a "Swing Dance Guys" episode.

gavin curran

A spin off of garage guys; dualie truck guys

Derek Mansen

I think I'm a garage guy now so I want that one

DumbSkyrimGuy

how are model train guys losing?

Agent 25

Warhammer Guys, Model Train Guys.. soon there might have to be a Gundam/Gunpla Guys lol

Tom's Trips Official

I voted garage guys assuming it contains man cave guys. That breed of guy overlaps with "I hate my wife" guy (which of course has a tie in to butt rock) aand it just fascinates me.

Shawn M

My friend just told me about a cousin in law who was super into model trains and ended up getting really into coke and accidentally burning their house down so therefore I gotta vote for 🚂

Alex V.

As a garage guy myself I feel like I should choose that, but train guys seem like such a rich topic.

James Cash

I loved the War(m)hammer episode, btw! I go to Welland, Ontario relatively often (there's a scuba park there), I will have to get a picture of the WH40k hotel next time I'm out there

Guy Incognito

I'm gonna be really surprised if there's new comedy left to find with rockabilly guys. We should hear something new and weird like croquet guys.

MB Szes

I cannot imagine croquet guys - custom mallets? Glad to hear Gwen's OK!

Micah

This is a hard one. Rockabilly Guys are known to be comedically racist but there has to be some weird model train , croquet, and garage guys

Micah

That sounds like the darkest future for Bryan's lego habit

Lucas

Sex guys pt 2, 3, 4, 5, 6…

Stan Garbonzo

Model train guys seem like they’d be some of the biggest gossips on the planet

Logan Ausherman

Putting rockabilly guys up against model train guys was tough

Greg

So glad to hear that Gwen is doing better! Look, we all love/are irritated by Rockabilly guys but I feel like they are a little too close to other Guy Types. Model Train guys… that seems like something that should be really pure and not really like obviously connect to other Guy Traits which will make any revelations there all the better/more surprising/more disturbing. I’m voting for Model Train Guys.

Bryton - Once and Future Champion

There's a lot of Rockabilly Guys in SLC and I always wonder what they're doing when they're not at Rockabilly-adjacent events. Do they always walk around all rockabillies up like that?

Carol Port

they also love like underage girls, their creepiness extends past their shoes

ActiveUP Games

Glad to hear Gwen is better! I picked Model Train Guys because I would imagine they're the most online out of all of them so there's probably a lot of good to pick from. But I'm also intrigued as to what Garage Guys even would be. I have known Rockabilly guys and while they can be comical, 99% of their personality is just their look. One I used to know would dance at a goth club 80s night (only to Stray Cats, Reverend Horton Heat, and Social Distortion's Ball and Chain) and his signature dance move resembled throwing dice in alternating hands.

Sam Colburn

I like the idea of model train guys because I think there will be a lot of really funny but endearing guys to learn about and that's a nice change from the usual cavalcade of freaks

Anthony Tetreault

Wtf is croquet guy? 😂😂 im so intrigued by wtf croquet guy's universe looks like. Like someone who only concerns themselves with a lawn game made for colonial administrators to have something to do other than genocide, but in 2023? Fascinating.

Frederick Crowe

I had to vote Model Train Guys because of that hilarious scene from The Sopranos when you see Bobby Bacala playing with his trains while wearing the little hat. Nothing funnier than a sad guy playing with his trains in the basement while wearing the hat.

DrippyInks

Looks like it won't win but had to pick croquet guys cuz I couldn't believe there's anyone that still plays that weird game. Let alone people being croquet guys...so they've gotta be super weird. I must know.

Lucas

*warmhammer

Scott H

I was a model train guy for a long time, I was part of modular club and bought a ton of trains. If you need links to the funny stuff just let me know.

Jay S.

We can’t be scraping the bottom with croquet guys already

Jeff Stiles

Rockabilly ep is an inevitability... but I wanna meet some croquet guys!!

Dave Emerson

Rockyabilly Guys are insufferable, I bet they have their own Count Jackula

Garrett Richey

Garage guys being slept on because we all have garages, but to be a garage guy has got to be one of the most fucked up guys

Brynn Denney

Garage Guys HAVE to be another episode. Like EDC but an entire room

Sean Dotson

I might be a croquet guy and I’m not ready to look inward, so rockabilly it is. Would love to hear about model train guys AND real train guys, though.

Geoff Johnson

It’s so fucked up you all aren’t voting croquet guys. What on earth! Croquet Guys???

'Bortion Scott Card

I didn't vote for Rockabilly Guys, but I have heard tell that Reverend Horton Heat is a deranged, reactionary boomerposter on FB. Perfect Guys fodder tbh

joe lopez

Will any of the losers get a future episode? Rockabilly guys is the clear choice for this batch but model train guys is sure to have some top tier guys in there.

Mickey Flykick

Completely out of his mind these days. First person to complain about canceling shows for covid

Mickey Flykick

I was in a rockabilly band for the better part of a decade. Only occurred to me that it was a weird reactionary thing when I started seeing swastika and stormfront patches at a hot rod show.

Mickey Flykick

Maybe we could get a batch of second places as one of the polls in the near future. There’s some gems here that it’d be a shame to miss

Kacey Reynolds

I'm a model train guy so I gotta go for the model train guy

Dave Rohlfman

Do you mean garage like the music? Or the room?

JN

What scale brother? I was raised on LGB and G scale

daniel

im an ho guy myself

daniel

mickey flykick is a great rockabilly name

daniel

thats what i voted for. an absolute bonkers type of guy

Eric Regan

can not believe model train guys isnt winning!

MFxDooms_NYC

How many patrons are hillbillies from the south to vote for this topic? Might have to rethink.....

Pete Bondurant

Rockabilly guys holy hell that's a great topic

Pete Bondurant

I think it would be disrespectful to the memory of SOPRANOS SPOILERS AHEAD Bobby Baccala, though now I do really want to know how many of them wear the conductors hat when they're playing with their toys. Honestly, should do a Lego guy episode. It's not far off!