Mrs Gleason goes shopping. (Patreon)

Hello Friends

A little treat, with the help of our friend Skinnie Stallion.

Members of the Bergman & Knightley community, often visit the store to pick up an impulse buy or just meet the boys who work there.

I'll let Skinnie explain.

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Andy

It is perhaps unfortunate that Bergman and Knightley's Boy Auctions have become a vehicle for the wives of oligarchs to flaunt their wealth.  It is therefore nice that B&K has chosen to address this in a sensitive way.    Please see this extract from the latest BERGMAN and KNIGHTLEY CATALOGUE (page 94):

THE BOY RACK  **New Offering**

The Boy Rack is Bergman & Knightley's latest offering.   B&K recognises many customers  don't want to get involved in our regular  Boy Auctions with their competitive bidding process.   They prefer a more traditional B&K shopping experience.   This is why we are introducing The Boy Rack for our Gold and Platinum Card holders.

B&K wants to provide a more refined, more exclusive shopping experience for its valued customers.   We are sure our customers will be comfortable shopping on The Boy Rack.   The Boy Rack is a private aisle dedicated to Premium B&K Boys seeking a home.  Customers like Mrs Gleason.   Mrs Gleason prefers the certainty of a fixed price.    She likes being able to inspect the wares before purchase.   She likes being able to speak with the available Boys and understand their needs and preferences.   Compatibility is important for Mrs Gleason.   Mrs Gleason wants a Boy who will be happy to be a maid during the day, a personal assistant in the office.  

It’s important to stress that boys on The Boy Rack have not been remaindered.  Yes, it's true that some of the Boys have failed to sell at Auction.   But that's often because they have failed to reach their reserve price rather than an absence of bids.   Sometimes it's because the Auctioneer has decided that the prospective buyer would be unsuitable for a delicate or favourite Boy and gazumps the winner with a non-existent bid.   B&K always wants to act in the best interests of its Boys: they are B&K Boys, after all.   The Boy Rack is all premium stock.

This morning, Theo has caught Mrs Gleason's eye.   Mrs Gleason has a discerning eye.    She's seen Theo serving in the store on past visits.   She's been captivated by his good looks, his graceful manner, and his air of shyness.   She loves his fashion sense and what he does with his B&K uniform.   Theo wears the standard cerise latex blouse,  B&K black latex pencil skirt, and heels but customises and personalises it by  wearing the blouse as a tie-front top.   It enhances his figure and draws attention to his charmingly flat, boyish chest and displays his unpierced navel.   Mrs Gleason has considered carefully and decided that Theo is the Boy for her and her household.

If you are a Gold or Platinum Card Holder, you too can be like Mrs Gleason.   Come to The Boy Rack.  Take home a Theo. Be like Mrs Gleason.

Terms and Conditions apply.   See in store information for details.

BERGMAN& KNIGHTLEY CATALOGUE 2026 PAGE 96