True Detective, S01E01- The Long Bright Dark (Patreon)

Hello to my lovely patrons, I hope that you're feeling great about yourselves since you're all pretty much the most special people ever who get early access to all this stuff. This show freaked me the fuck out. Real talk, if I hadn't been committed to watching it for the show, I would have turned it off and not looked back. But y'all, I love you. I do. So I'm gonna try not to be such a fucking pussy and just deal with my little panic attacks, mkay? I hope you all enjoy the episode, and I will see you tomorrow with more Scandal!