Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, Chapters 23-24 (Patreon)

Hey Patrons, welcome to the next episode of Harry Potter, in which Roshawn is unimpressed, both with the revelations about Hagrid's family tree, and with Ron's treatment of Hermione. 

Those of you who are fans of Ron are probably not going to love this episode, because Roshawn and I talk a lot of shit about him. Although, even of you ARE a fan of his, I think it's probably hard to side with him on this one since he's objectively being SUCH an asshole. I mean, really. There's no excuse for this kind of behavior, no matter how young and inexperienced you are. If you're pissed off and jealous, keep that shit to yourself.

Meanwhile, Rita Skeeter is off trying to ruin more lives and make a buck, and she's even targeting Ludo Bagman now that she's spotted him with a load of angry-looking goblins. Hermione gets on her bad side by calling her out in front of the whole pub (while Harry leads the assault), but isn't worried that Rita can make hell for her because her whole family is muggle-born and doesn't read the Daily Prophet. Roshawn expresses some concern here, as she doesn't think Hermione's protection is as iron-clad as Hermione seems to think. 

I hope that you all enjoy the episode, stay tuned for

Jessica Jones!