Breaking Bad, S05E13- To’hajilee (Patreon)

Wow. I don’t think there’s ever been a show that ended on a cliffhanger that was as cliffy or hangy as this one. I mean, this is like Die Hard ending while he’s walking over broken glass. What the hell, guys? WHAT THE HELL? I don’t know what to think at this point. I mean, I never thought that Walt would end up in handcuffs AT ALL, but judging by how things go after he gets put in the car, I’m guessing that won’t last for long. Ugh. I hate Walt so much, I’m so annoyed with him for thinking that he would just be like, “Don’t come,” and hang up and think that’s what’s going to happen. Are you serious? Do you even know who you’re dealing with, Walt? No, of course you don’t. CLEARLY you don’t. Oh and also Todd is the biggest weirdo and I sort of love him. I have a soft spot for creepy perverts, what can I say. His hilarious crush on the unbelievably uptight Lydia is equal parts adorable and terrifying. I can’t help but wonder if there’s anything that’s going to come of that. Probably not, but it’s a fun and unsettling little detail. Thanks so much for listening, everyone, I really hope that you enjoy it as we come closer to the end of the season!