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Side Stories: Sovereign Citizens (Patreon)

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2018-10-04 02:07:53
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Ben and Henry dish on the latest true crime goss: Rose West competes in the Great British Prison Bake Off, an Oregon man foils the FBI with the world's biggest game of Mouse Trap, and an AutoZone employee does more than is required at a Queens crime scene.

Take the cannoli. Triple L.

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Comments

James Browning

Nice Ursula K. Le Guin shout out! RIP local hero and author. I just started "The Left Hand of Darkness."

Smo

haha amazing i'm also reading the dispossessed!

Chris

As soon as I heard "sad dancing", I thought of Peanuts.

dumbest girl alive

Henry's brain is expanding at an incredible rate, I love it

Anonymous

Ben gets hard to listen to sometimes. Dudes a fucking idiot. There can be multiple sovereign citizens. Sovereign and “lone” are not synonyms. Henry you still rock. Even if your sister is a dipshit communist.

Anonymous

Woody likes boys

Anonymous

Sovereign isn't a direct synonym of lone, but anyone purporting to be a sovereign individual is claiming that no one has power over them, laws don't apply, and that they are more capable than most people. His use of the words and tying together their meaning was actually intelligent, and obviously subtle enough to fool a fucking moron such as yourself. Furthermore, Ben is obviously highly intelligent, heartfelt, and hilarious - his role is either purposely or has organically morphed into something of the everyman, or at times, a stooge. He can be as funny as Henry without trying as hard, and he is clearly as intelligent as Marcus (though not usually as well-researched unless the topic is in his wheelhouse). Lasty, you're named after a hard dick and listen to a dark comedy podcast, how about you grow a fuckin sense of humor you worthless, sad sack of human excrement. Hail Ben!