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Hi everyone!

I do apologize for some essays being delayed--as far as deadlines go, August-October 2021 is pretty much the most intense period of my whole career. I am pretty much drowning in pressure and while that's not an excuse, it is rough to do everything all at once--and on top of that, I injured my dumb back about two dumb weeks ago by having the audacity to sleep after 40 like a dummy. It has not yet come right, because the toddler do not give a fuck (not true, he has "kissed it better" many times and I don't have the heart to show him peer-reviewed studies on the efficacy of that treatment) and I can basically either stand for short periods or lie on my back and everything else is a constant scream of 8 out of 10 pain. IT'S REAL GREAT.

I am currently propped up with no less than seven pillows and two heatpads trying desperately to make up for the time I lost and we'll...see how that goes. I've been writing on my phone, doing research, naming aliens, any progress I could make while flat on my back. You should see my note file right now! (I was actually thinking of a fun little extra: posting a selection of my search history every month. It gets SO WEIRD up in my Google box, thought it might be a laugh, let me know what you think!)

But the Star Trek and essays ARE COMING. I'm just mostly broken at the moment and scrambling to do my best. Once I turn Space Oddity in in October, everything will get normal again. So so sorry! Thanks for sticking with me!

IN THE MEANTIME!

Our sixth audiography theme is...Guilty Pleasures!

I want the songs you rock the eff out to in the car...as long as no one else is riding with you. The songs you love but don't want to admit to loving because they're not exactly high art. Maybe you loved it as a kid and never got cool enough to hate it, maybe it reminds you of a moment and that memory redeems it. (For example, words cannot fully express how much I loathe the song Shut Up and Dance, oh my fuck I hate it, but I once told one of my best friends I hate it when it started playing at the Worldcon geek prom and she jumped up, ran out on the dancefloor, and started doing the dorkiest sexy dance to get me to dance with her and make a dumb memory, and now, well...I still hate it, but it makes me smile and think of how much I love her so I allow it to live.) Maybe you crushed it at a choir recital or danced to it at a really good wedding.

I want the good shit; the good that is shit. I'm not afraid to confess I have a collection of covers of Hit Me Baby One More Time. Or that I actually really like MacArthur Park wtf is everyone's problem? Call Me Mother by RuPaul is a cringey banger. I have a straight-up S Club 7 song on my hard drive and I bought it. The musical equivalent of Top Gun: I know Top Gun isn't good, is problematic, is propaganda, is weird on a lot of levels, but I love it and I won't hear any discussion. 

No limits on genre, artist, or era, just stuff you have a soft spot for even though it's not cool by any definition. 

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Vladimir Barash

Definitely 1985 by Bowling for Soup Does... all of Weird Al count as a guilty pleasure? :) White and Nerdy for sure. The Final Countdown! I don't care that it's 4000 minutes long, I don't care it's repetitive, I love it.

Kris Marchu

As a goth I always cringe (and laugh!) when I hear this song but I do quietly like Mono Inc.'s "Children of the Dark". It's SO bad it's kind of... good??? I mean it's not mainstream pop "good shit" but hopefully fits the list? https://open.spotify.com/album/7wecslwTHx80EOcsRSIoKq Also, look, I'm not saying this is a perfect time to sneak in Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Roll somewhere in the list BUT IT'S A THOUGHT!!!! https://open.spotify.com/album/5Z9iiGl2FcIfa3BMiv6OIw

Karel P Kerezman

I nearly put in Mono Inc's "Voices of Doom" (go on, tell me it's not one of the cringiest things they've ever done) but then realized I'm never even remotely guilty about Mono Inc anything... *grin*

Karel P Kerezman

OK Cat, you hit me in my strike zone this time. I don't care how awful Eiffel 65 actually is, I still love "Blue" as well as my actual selection for this theme, "Move Your Body." - https://open.spotify.com/track/3cqZlRpC4lOnxUE7HE3N5k?si=2734508d13624618 Speaking of questionable covers, Coal Chamber with Ozzy as guest vocalist covered, of all things, Peter Gabriel's "Shock The Monkey" and it's both terrible and delightful - https://open.spotify.com/track/55fRL1pNYMXgxLOHPCfLh5?si=b5b601131d6544d1 And for the bonus round, if you'll permit me a third selection... everyone else prefers the Murray Head version, but dammit, I still like Robey's version of "One Night In Bangkok" better, nobody's gonna change my mind - https://open.spotify.com/track/6AWht7rs160cnbKeUKzlTS?si=ac300e3bc54f41f2 I hope your back improves and soon!

Kris Marchu

Ha! That's awesome - that actually was my backup song, lol. Don't get me wrong, I do like Mono Inc, but I just can't tell if their songs are in earnest or ironic? Because, wow, such goth, so cringe.

Karel P Kerezman

I'm a relatively recent convert. I came to Mono Inc via VNV Nation's Twitter when they promoted "Boatman," which I listened to on repeat for like a week, bought the album, and never looked back. (Well of course I looked back, going through the back catalog is required.) When you're in the mood for what Mono Inc does, there's nobody better than them for it.

Kris Marchu

BOATMAN IS SO GOOOOOOD!!!! But I'm also a HUGE VNV fan and did the exact same thing when that song came out. <3 I will buy most anything that Ronan puts out into the world, though I'm sorry to say this his orchestral stuff is great in concept, unfortunately not as great in reality (I don't think he has the right voice for it tbh). I'm such a sucker for synthpop though; I don't care if VNV's Chrome or Covenant's Dead Stars or Tour de Force comes on again for the millionth time when I'm at a club (whenever that will happen again) - I'll run right out to the dance floor and stomp around happily.

Sara Rebennack

This is pretty awesome timing, as we just watched the Royal Albert Hall production of Chess, with Idina Menzel and Adam Pascal. 😎

Julia Krystosek

I unabashedly love the genre of "country gals commit violence on bad men and/or their possessions": Carrie Underwood, "Two Black Cadillacs" (actually very hard to pick only one Carrie, she really likes these and they all slap) The Chicks, "Goodbye Earl" (The standard by which all others are measured) Martina McBride, "Independence Day" https://open.spotify.com/track/5mFYtqhN4T2D9IPSaZnVDw?si=ea1e85a550b64b4d https://open.spotify.com/track/6hRZ6K5MzPMKxUoEqHjBW0?si=501afae467f7401a https://open.spotify.com/track/2jOkuPweyFcDBBBF8ZW8Zr?si=580ca42ec3bf4c1b

Karel P Kerezman

Clearly you and I need to exchange Twitter/Discord/whatever handles or something, 'cause Chrome was literally the song that got me into VNV. (I am NOT a club-goer, but I get the "yes, this is good body-moving music, GIMME" vibe.) Music friend!

Kris Marchu

I don't tend to use either Discord or Twitter - trying to really limit my platforms and time spent online (lol, not working well) but I can be found on Insta over at @ophelia_is_dreaming though it's mostly just pictures of my cat.

Catherine King

S Club 7! That was the jam! I actually saw Jon perform as Marius in Les Miserables on the West End in, what, 2006? He actually did a great job with the role ☺️ This isn’t a nomination for the list, but Richard Thompson did a folk cover with medieval riff on Oops, I Did it Again! You might like it :D

Catherine King

I recommend Hey Juliet, by the band LMNT, it’s pure teenage trash but it has a lot of happy nostalgia for me.

Catherine King

Not nostalgia of hanging out with friends… the nostalgia of composing fanfics in my head XD

Wendy Kitchens

OMG somebody other than me knows “Hey Juliet”….THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE!

Leslie Larkins

Neil Diamond's Brother Loves Traveling Salvation Show always gets me rocking in the car. Even though I am now one of the old ladies being grabbed...

Melody Anne Winters-Good

Iris by the goo goo dolls. I thought it was hopelessly overplayed when it came out. Then my 90's nostalgia kicked in.

Josh Neff

I have a friend who does "Goodbye Earl" every time she does karaoke and I love it so much.

Jamie Wallace

First of all - sending you much healing energy. Back problems. Ugh. Second - great theme. ;) I'm going to go with Show Me How You Burlesque by Christina Aguilera (also a guilty pleasure in the movie-viewing category) : https://youtu.be/9V_6Kn9KGt8 And then, Safety Dance by Men Without Hats (who were, btw, fabulous in concert a couple years ago): https://youtu.be/AjPau5QYtYs And let's wrap up with Mambo No. 5 : https://youtu.be/EK_LN3XEcnw Honestly, I could go on FORever in this category, but I'll hold back. ;) Feel better!

Larisa

Backstreet’s Back (what can I say, I was a 90s kid) and Gangnam Style. That one came out when I was living in Korea, so I have a lot of fun memories associated with it, like my fourth grade boys trying to get me to do the dance for weeks. (I foolishly did it once in class… big mistake 😆).

Mandy

As someone who just pulled a back muscle by having the barefaced gall to make her bed while being aged 38, I strongly empathize. But also, as someone who had a disc rupture and dealt with the pain for eight months only to end up in the ER, where the nurse asked why the hell I hadn't gotten an MRI eight months earlier, I hope you get a diagnosis and pain relief very soon. That level of pain and immobility is awful.

Karen Robinson

The Heart will Go On by Celine Dion. (I know. I KNOW.)

Melissa Kaplan

Pure Morning by Placebo, Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper. Resisiting urge to nominate "the entire 1983 MTV heavy rotation".

Courtney Bocci

I hope you feel better and get some relief! Islands In the Stream - Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers Paradise By the Dashboard Light - Meatloaf One Night in Bangkok (I really don't think this is a bad one at all! But no one knows it, and now maybe you all will too.)

Deborah Furchtgott

First of all I'm sooooo sorry about the back pain. It is the ACTUAL WORST and I hate it and I really hope it goes away and leaves you alone. About music... I'm realizing that as a classical music lover, I grew up with all my music loves feeling secret and guilty because I was the only one in my class to like that sort of music ever at all? But I also have a sort of giggly love of Edith Piaf songs-- La Foule and La vie en rose... They're like candy for me when I'm stressed and just need to feel like my brain is dancing even if I'm stuck in a chair or whatever.

Seth Alcorn

The Great Stackalee by Snatch and the Poontangs

Josh Neff

Talking of dodgy covers, I love this one because of just how unsoulful it sounds (which is funny because the band really was into soul music and got a lot funkier on later albums). Here's the Wolfgang Press covering "Respect": https://open.spotify.com/track/5XnUZuNDHw7TK9qB1S3hOr?si=e3d52f68973148d4 I don't exactly feel guilty about this song, it's just that 1) Morrissey is a garbage person, and 2) this was my go-to song in college when I was feeling romantically rejected and that's just oh so sad. The Smiths, "Unloveable": https://open.spotify.com/track/27r5xwtP8VRqdkeWfaEtQ9?si=bd9950bb1a094180 And digging deep into my embarrassing past...I was a huge Styx fan in middle school, and then I got cool and into alternative music and was embarrassed to have ever liked them. I've only recently begun listening to them again and enjoying the music for what it is. But the guilty pleasure song here isn't even a Styx song, it s from the first solo album by Styx guitarist/singer/songwriter Tommy Shaw, a song that's meant to be an ode to strong women and...I'm really not sure he pulls that off. "Girls With Guns": https://open.spotify.com/track/7FfFE8UP7TcLopiCwUHg6E?si=111b7862779a4c7b I hope your back gets better soon!

Kevin Oaks

Second choice needs no introduction... mainly because this Tico band will tell you the name of their band and genre of song during the course of the song! There is an entire nation that adores this band. That nation is not Ohio, and everyone I've tried to share this band with has been violently opposed to it. So I must enjoy it alone... and inflict it on you all! Si Quieres Llorar - Calle 8 https://open.spotify.com/track/2xOPJWfMjroFOGAyQcoiO0?si=csuTElOOTZ6uF22abfp7pA&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1

Sophie Kunert

So sorry to hear about your back, sending you lots of compassion and virtual hugs!

Sophie Kunert

As for songs: basically the whole Buffy the vampire slayer musical soundtrack, but for the sake of the Playlist I will limit myself to just the overture/going through the motions - wonderfully campy! Also "song 2" by blur. There is a whole slew of cringeworthy German songs from my youth in the early aughts, but I will spare all of us.

Hugh Eckert

No worries... I manged to rack up my shoulder in a similarly mysterious fashion so I sympathize. As far as songs go: Werewolves of London, Warren Zevon: https://open.spotify.com/track/2nmaEzFZrSm2aMLtfJDzyG?si=91e87dc6c6c045f4 Down Under, Men at Work: https://open.spotify.com/track/3ZZq9396zv8pcn5GYVhxUi?si=0fdc2e953ce24620 Come Sail Away, Styx: https://open.spotify.com/track/0PsbWiVtix5FoTZ1s00mEl?si=aa347b1d190c4bc5 Not that I'm actually embarrassed by any of them...

Amanda Tillman

Feel better, Cat!!! <3 Gangsta’s Paradise - Coolio Unforgiven II - Metallica Bad Girls - M.I.A.

Ian Gazzotti

Oof, back pain is never fun. Hope it goes away soon! :-/ My friends openly dislike most of the music I listen to, which makes it hard to find favorite songs that I *wouldn't* listen to as long as no one else is riding, so I'm just going to choose a bunch of Italian ones for the novelty. Velvet - "Boy Band" https://open.spotify.com/track/4odZJnkeXKZ2ygdzMpcWYk?si=778478be6a304e7a A boy band making fun of the fact that they're very out of shape and not that good-looking. NanowaR of Steel - "Norewegian Reggaeton" https://open.spotify.com/track/35xmSciP2D7fkPVQVjYdKe?si=5d8f7eac220b490c This is... well, it's all in the title. An Italian metal band banging out a summertime Viking reggaeton. Fedez, Achille Lauro, Orietta Berti - "Mille" https://open.spotify.com/track/6qdMhG7pRFi0csRlFGvLE4?si=b0047f9b04e04a02 "Mille" is a song that shouldn't work, because the lyrics are cringey and the two guys can't sing to save their lives and it's clearly a commercial attempt at making a summer hit... but then Orietta starts singing and all is forgiven.

Beth Damiano

"Pruning Shears" - The Amazing Devil https://open.spotify.com/track/1TZaoV22lC74kVUh3RdtAR It's just a weird, fun song about being drunk at a fancy party and finding the only other person who also doesn't fit in there and having a great time and then never seeing them again but still remembering them. The two vocalists sing at the same time (lyrics are at The Amazing Devil's bandcamp if you're having trouble parsing out what is being said), so the joy is in bouncing from one set of lyrics to the other without caring if it makes sense. "Play It Again" - Luke Bryan https://open.spotify.com/track/03fT3OHB9KyMtGMt2zwqCT Okay, I am the first to start up a dissertation on Why Bro Country Is Bad but I cannot help but love this song. The lyrics speaking of her tanned legs, and license plate, and Dixie cup can be cringey but to me it's about a girl sitting around waiting for her favourite song to come on the radio (I relate) and immediately wanting to start dancing around with the nearest person when it does (I super relate). "I Need To Be Loved Too Much" - Ty Herndon https://open.spotify.com/track/24qcOIhMppQZaqM0GaZq1O I just feel this one really down deep. And it's not cool to say that you just really want someone to just love you SO MUCH (romantically) anymore but I really do. Yes, yes, you do not need romantic love to be fulfilled as a person except yes, apparently I very specifically do. And since that will be impossible, I just listen to this song to feel less alone for 3 minutes.

Wendy Kitchens

Oh! Thought of another one that is again, VERY heavy on the cheese: “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now” by Starship always, always makes me sing very badly at the top of my lungs. (Starting to wonder if I misunderstood the assignment or just like cheesy music too much…)