"Burster Blue Soda" - Inflation/Popping (Patreon)

Well, I've been playing a ton of Civilization 7 with friends, which means I've got plenty of time to write little stories during the wait between turns. Usually targeting whichever friend happens to be too close to me at the start of the game. Which led to me inflating and popping Schwarz because of his dastardly Civ Crimes against me! Includes my usual implied permapopping preferences~

Schwarz finds himself swelling out of control after guzzling a strange soda.