"Baja Blast Pie" - Berry Inflation (Patreon)

I became aware of Taco Bell's Baja Blast Pie a few days ago, and obviously I needed to write a story revolving around it. Also, naturally, I decided the best person to star in such a story would be my friend Schwarz! Since I couldn't quite settle on the ending, I wrote two versions: one that simply ends in inflation, and another that ends in popping.

Schwarz gets more than he bargained for when he chows down on a Baja Blast Pie.