Keep Things Simple (Wimp-Bit #3 short story) (Patreon)

Keep Things Simple—While Taking Advantage of Your Boyfriend’s Muscles and All Wimp-Bit’s Exciting New Features!

I know, looking at me, you might think I love working out—and really, really love lifting weights… but to put it simply, I hate working out, and always have.

Then I know you might ask how come I’ve got such huge and great big Mighty Female Muscles?

I know my boyfriend wanted to know the same thing, especially since, to put it simply, he was in a bit of a workout funk. He just couldn’t seem to make any of the gains he used to, despite how hard and how often he worked out—not to mention how many of those icky, chalky protein shakes he gulped down.

Why, I even bought him a fitness tracker to help with his workouts.

And yet… to put it simply, he would work out all the time and never seem to make any of the gains. I even joined him in his workouts for morale support… even if it quickly became apparent that we couldn’t work out together, because he just couldn’t support the same amount of weight.

To put it simply… I became so strong that he couldn’t spot me anymore. But you better believe he spotted all those great big, bulging, beefy muscles of mine. My biceps weren’t just bigger than his—they were bigger than his thighs!

So my boyfriend wanted to know why I was making all the gains, and I told him it was really quite simple: it was because he wasn’t taking advantage of all the features of his fitness tracker, and I was. But really, the truth was even more simple than that…

I wasn’t just taking advantage of my fitness tracker’s features—I was taking advantage of him, and taking all his gains.

Because this device wasn’t a simple, ordinary fitness tracker… it was a Wimp-Bit!

Which means it wasn’t really a fitness tracker at all, but a fitness trapper—one that took all his hard work and his hard-earned, hardbody muscular gains and transferred them to me. And so instead of slowly getting bigger and stronger, rep by rep and with each and every workout, he slowly grew weaker and smaller…

Except he didn’t grow—I grew!

To put it simply, thanks to our Wimp-Bits and all of their features, I was able to take all my boyfriend’s muscles, rep by rep, thanks to each and every one of his workouts.

Or, to put it simply: I transformed him into a wimp, while I transformed myself into a muscle goddess.

And quite simply…

I like the transformation, and I love all my new Mighty Female Muscles. I know my boyfriend hates being not just weaker than me, but being wimpy.

He’s the one who asks me to open not just all the pickle jars, but—thanks to the newest added features I was able to take advantage of—I was able to take actual inches away from him and add inches and inches of not just muscle, but height onto my once-petite frame. And now I’m not just stronger than him, but taller too, and I’m the one getting the items from the top shelf.

And I eventually did have the talk and came clean to my boyfriend about why—and how—he’s so much weaker and smaller than me. I kept things simple and short, just like how he is… and I told him that thanks to his Wimp-Bit Fitness Trapper, he’s now not just smaller and weaker than me, but a real wimp.

And when he complained and shouted at me…

I quite simply told him there was no reversing the process—it’s permanent. And he really hates that I used the Wimp-Bit and took advantage of him and all his muscles. And boy, did he ever get mad at me.

But he was a wimp now… and to put it simply, there was nothing he could do about it, because he no longer could throw his weight around. But you better believe, thanks to all my muscles—which, of course, used to be his—I could easily throw him around. Not that I would—but I totally could if I wanted to!

He still grumbles, whines, and complains about that to this day.

But I simply don’t care—because I’m the bigger person now. So I’ll forgive his little temper tantrums.

And if he doesn’t accept our new roles… well, to put it simply, I don’t care—because I love being big and strong. And I know all you ladies out there are just going to love all the new features of the Wimp-Bit.

So don’t wait, get yours today, and take what is rightly yours, even if they were his!

Simply put, take advantage of all your Wimp-Bit’s new features, and take all your boyfriend’s size and strength!

And lastly, don’t worry about any negative consequences, because all you’ll see is positive gains—and while your little man might whine, complain, and throw a great big hissy fit, simply remember: there is nothing they can do to stop you from doing it!